Scott and Sadie
🌮 Tacos for Jesus: Holiday Dinner, Rebranded
- Forget the ham. Sadie’s serving up steak tacos for Easter because when Jesus comes back, He’ll want flavor.
- We’re tossing tradition like it’s last year’s Peeps. It’s stress-free, it’s delicious, and honestly? It’s divine.
💡 Glow-in-the-Dark Egg Hunt: Suburban Chaos After Dark
- Sadie thought glow-in-the-dark eggs would be fun. Colorado weather said “try me.”
- Kids running around with flashlights and sugar highs = neighborhood Hunger Games.
- Parenting tip: Add glow sticks to everything and pretend it’s “tradition.”
🍫 Candy Crisis: Who Ate the Peeps?!
- Sadie’s Easter candy stash mysteriously keeps shrinking.
- She’s blaming her kids, but we all know it’s 2 AM Sadie with a chocolate mustache and zero regrets.
- Moral: buy double or lie better.
🐑 Blended Family Easter: Lamb, Laughter & Passive Aggression
- Scott’s hosting a family gathering that includes multiple generations and probably at least one awkward political debate.
- Holidays: where you love everyone, but only just barely.
🧬 Sperm Racing: It’s Not a Metaphor—It’s Science-ish
- We dive into the deeply uncomfortable and deeply real world of competitive sperm races.
- We don’t know who invented it, but we’re sure therapy is involved.
- Consider your Google search history forever tainted.
🌱 Yard Work Wars: Cooper’s Entrepreneurial Spirit vs. Scott’s Lawn OCD
- Sadie’s son Cooper wants to mow lawns. Scott wants perfection.
- Is Cooper ready for the big leagues? Or will Scott’s grass die before he gives up control?
- Welcome to the Great Turf War of 2024.
📖 Bible Study & Bread Bowls: Faith at Panera
- Scott’s 6 AM Bible study group meets at Panera. Because nothing says spiritual growth like carbs.
- He’s learning, reflecting, and possibly trying to stay awake until 7.
🪂 Jelly Roll’s Glow-Up: From Grit to Gravity-Defying
- The man lost weight and now wants to skydive. We love to see it.
- Real talk: it’s nice to hear about someone turning things around instead of turning to Twitter for pity points.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ You forgot how to lie to your kids. Fix it before they find out you’re winging everything.
✔ Jesus would want tacos. And He wouldn’t refrigerate Peeps.
✔ Glow-in-the-dark egg hunts are chaos wrapped in neon.
✔ Don’t race sperm. Just… don’t.
🎧 Listen Now!
If you’ve ever eaten half the Easter candy before the holiday or lied to your kids about a “tradition” you made up that morning, this one’s for you. Also, sperm racing. Yeah. That happened.
(AI lies and doesn’t know us, but it generated our) Topics and Timestamps
The Excitement of Easter (00:00:00)
Discussion about the upcoming Easter holiday and the excitement surrounding it.
Easter Preparations (00:00:22)
Sadie mentions her need to gather supplies for Easter celebrations.
Egg Hunt Plans (00:00:33)
Sadie shares plans for a glow-in-the-dark egg hunt, considering the weather.
Easter Family Gatherings (00:01:54)
Scott talks about family plans for Easter dinner, including lamb.
Tacos for Jesus (00:02:21)
Sadie explains their unique Easter tradition of having tacos instead of a formal meal.
Watching “The Ten Commandments” (00:03:49)
Sadie shares her tradition of watching the classic film during Easter.
Debate on Easter Movies (00:05:31)
Discussion on the appropriateness of “The Passion of the Christ” for family viewing.
Bible Study Group (00:06:24)
Scott describes his weekly Bible study group and their discussions.
The Chosen TV Series (00:07:49)
Scott discusses the TV series “The Chosen” and its portrayal of biblical events.
Easter Mass and Traditions (00:09:18)
Scott explains his church’s Easter service traditions.
Easter Basket Preparations (00:10:08)
Sadie talks about the challenges of preparing Easter baskets for children.
Dyeing Marshmallows (00:11:08)
Scott shares an alternative idea for Easter egg dyeing using marshmallows.
The Decline of Egg Dyeing (00:12:39)
Sadie mentions her decision to skip the egg dyeing tradition with her child.
The Art of Lying to Kids (00:12:52)
Scott reflects on the difficulty of remembering childhood experiences and lying to children.
Room Cleaning Challenge (00:14:10)
Sadie discusses her method to motivate her child to clean her room quickly.
Easter Greetings (00:14:45)
Speakers wish everyone a happy Easter, acknowledging its significance.
Sperm Racing League Announcement (00:15:01)
Scott introduces a bizarre new sport involving sperm racing set for April 25th.
Details of Sperm Racing (00:15:14)
Discussion about the mechanics and purpose of the sperm racing league.
Training for Sperm Racing (00:16:12)
The conversation humorously explores the idea of training for sperm racing.
Jelly Roll’s Weight Loss Journey (00:18:04)
Scott shares details about Jelly Roll’s impressive weight loss and goals.
Yard Work Competition (00:19:23)
Speakers discuss their differing attitudes towards yard work and competition.
Cooper’s Entrepreneurial Spirit (00:20:38)
Sadie shares a story about her child offering yard work services to a neighbor.
Professional Landscaping vs. Kids (00:21:35)
Scott critiques professional landscaping costs and expresses interest in hiring kids instead.
Yard Care Standards (00:24:55)
Discussion on expectations for quality yard care and personal standards.
Food at Buc-ees (00:26:04)
Sadie describes the delicious food options available at Bucky’s, including brisket.
Deep Fried Prime Rib Experience (00:28:22)
Scott recounts a dining experience featuring deep-fried prime rib and his disappointment.
Steak Salad Confusion (00:28:40)
Sadie expresses her discomfort with combining hot steak and cold salad.
Website Promotion (00:28:52)
Scott mentions the website and encourages listeners to sign up for daily emails.
Show Wrap-Up (00:29:11)
The speakers invite listeners to subscribe and tease future episodes of the show.
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