Scott and Sadie
🚗 Tesla Drivers: Worse Than BMW Bros?
- Apparently, Tesla drivers have the worst road rage. Who knew silent rage could be so aggressive?
- Scott: “Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers.”
- Sadie: “I can’t judge—I’m busy texting at red lights.”
💋 “Sex Days” as PTO? Please No.
- Some companies now offer paid time off for sex. Yep, you read that right.
- Scott: “I don’t even want to explain my vacation days—let alone this.”
- HR meetings just got WAY more awkward.
📞 The Good Ol’ Days of 1-900 Numbers
- Sadie’s sister racked up a small fortune on psychic hotlines.
- Scott remembers when calling in to vote on American Idol was a big deal.
- Now? Kids just Venmo strangers for “energy readings.”
💖 Valentine’s Day Trends: Staying In is Hot
- Women now prefer takeout and sweatpants over overpriced steak dinners.
- Scott: “So, Netflix and leftovers is officially romantic?”
- Sadie: “Yes, and it’s about time.”
🎤 Lip-Sync Fails: A Tribute to Fakers
- Milli Vanilli walked so Ashlee Simpson could fall off the SNL stage.
- Scott: “If the Red Hot Chili Peppers can fake it, anyone can.”
- Sadie: “I’d still rather listen to a bad lip-sync than a bad live performance.”
🤢 Personal Trauma, But Make It Funny
- Ryan’s love for dog shows was forever ruined by stomach flu.
- Sadie can’t go to Target without reliving a tragic food poisoning episode.
- Scott: “Your trauma is weird.” Sadie: “And hilarious.”
🎧 Why You Should Listen
Because Tesla drivers are menaces, HR is officially out of control, and Milli Vanilli deserves a weird amount of credit.
Topics and Timestamps
Introduction (00:00:01)
Scott introduces the show with a humorous tone.
Tesla Drivers Discussion (00:00:10)
Sadie and Scott discuss the driving habits of Tesla drivers and their reputation.
Sex Days Concept (00:02:02)
The hosts explore the idea of companies offering “sex days” as paid time off.
Birth Rates and Society (00:02:38)
Sadie highlights concerns about low birth rates in America and societal implications.
Communication Challenges (00:05:01)
Scott discusses the complexities of modern communication compared to past practices.
Psychic Refund Story (00:05:31)
Sadie shares a story about a woman seeking a refund from a psychic after spending $50,000.
Old Communication Methods (00:07:00)
Scott reminisces about the days of 1-900 numbers and psychic readings.
Cell Phone Evolution (00:08:01)
The hosts reflect on the history of cell phones and texting limitations.
Blackberry Memories (00:11:09)
Scott and Sadie recall their experiences with Blackberry phones.
Movie Phone Nostalgia (00:13:23)
Discussion about the old movie phone service and its charm.
Valentine’s Day Trends (00:14:18)
Sadie reveals unexpected trends for Valentine’s Day 2025.
Birthday Celebration Discomfort (00:15:39)
The hosts express their dislike for the birthday song tradition.
Valentine’s Day Proposals (00:17:52)
Discussion on women’s opinions about Valentine’s Day proposals.
Trending Date Ideas (00:18:08)
Scott shares the top trending Valentine’s Day date ideas, including arcades.
Valentine’s Day Plans (00:19:08)
Scott discusses his plans for Valentine’s Day and gift-giving with his wife.
Gift Registration Discussion (00:20:52)
The speakers discuss the modern trend of gift registration for various occasions.
Children’s Gift Preferences (00:21:20)
One speaker shares frustrations about not receiving gifts from children’s wish lists.
Lip Sync Incidents Introduction (00:22:02)
The conversation shifts to discussing memorable lip sync incidents in entertainment.
Milli Vanilli’s Legacy (00:22:15)
They reflect on Milli Vanilli’s impact and the nature of modern celebrity performances.
Ashlee Simpson’s SNL Blunder (00:23:10)
Discussion of Ashlee Simpson’s infamous performance mishap on Saturday Night Live.
Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Performance (00:24:09)
The speakers recount Mariah Carey’s earpiece malfunction during a live performance.
Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Super Bowl (00:24:41)
They mention the band’s unplugged performance and its implications for live shows.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Lip Syncing (00:25:15)
Discussion about the expectation of lip syncing during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Performance (00:26:12)
The conversation touches on Kendrick Lamar’s performance and the acceptance of lip syncing.
The Mamas and the Papas Incident (00:26:29)
A humorous recount of Michelle Phillips eating a banana during a live performance.
Westminster Dog Show Winner (00:27:25)
They announce the winner of the Westminster Dog Show, a giant schnauzer named Monti.
Memory and Sickness Correlation (00:27:37)
A speaker shares a personal story linking dog shows with a past illness experience.
Target Memory Sickness (00:28:58)
Discussion on how certain locations can trigger memories of sickness for some individuals.
Podcast Promotion (00:29:21)
The hosts encourage listeners to subscribe and leave reviews for the podcast.
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