Welcome to today’s episode of The Scott and Sadie Show, where we mix cringe-worthy topics, midlife crises, and public restroom horror stories into one snark-filled stew. Buckle up—it’s a wild ride of broken dreams, bruised egos, and unsolicited Google searches we strongly advise against.

🍆 Do Not Google This (Seriously)

• The Horror: Scott accidentally went down the rabbit hole of… broken wieners. His advice? Don’t.
• Sadie’s Reaction: Equal parts horrified and hysterical. She’ll never look at the internet the same way again.

🏡 Scott’s $60K Dream Cigar Room

• The Vision: Leather chairs, dark woods, and man-cave vibes.
• The Reality: HVAC systems cost more than Scott’s midlife crisis Harley. Sadie’s rolling her eyes.

🛑 Public Restroom Mishaps

• Scott’s Nightmare: A too-embarrassing-to-repeat bathroom debacle. Let’s just say, it involved everyone noticing.
• Sadie’s Take: Sharing her own awkward stories because misery loves company.

💸 Life, Inflation, and Other First-World Problems

• Bad Customer Service: If you’ve ever waited on hold for hours only to get hung up on, welcome to our support group.
• Work Burnout: Quiet quitting? We’re loudly complaining.

🎧 Why Tune In

Because life is ridiculous, and we’re here to snark about it so you don’t have to. Listen now for laughs, cringes, and the occasional side-eye.

Timestamps and Topics

Introduction to the Show (00:00:01)
The hosts set the tone and introduce the podcast.

Listener Engagement (00:00:10)
Scott and Sadie express appreciation for their audience and the connections made.

Anecdote from Church (00:00:41)
Scott shares a humorous encounter with a listener at church.

Scott’s Dream Cigar Room (00:01:06)
Scott reveals his long-standing dream of creating a cigar room at home.

Midlife Crisis Reflections (00:01:29)
Scott reflects on his past desire for a motorcycle during a midlife crisis.

Cigar Room Features (00:02:43)
Discussion on the necessary features for Scott’s ideal cigar room.

Cigar Room Costs (00:03:16)
Scott estimates the costs involved in building his dream cigar room.

Ventilation and Insulation (00:03:52)
Scott explains the importance of proper ventilation and insulation for the cigar room.

Aesthetic Vision for the Room (00:05:22)
Scott describes the desired aesthetic for his dream cigar room.

Potential Podcast Location (00:06:24)
Scott imagines broadcasting the podcast from his future cigar room.

Americans’ Frustrations (00:06:56)
Scott shares statistics on Americans feeling fed up with various issues.

Top Issues Facing Americans (00:07:19)
Discussion on rising costs and inflation as major concerns for Americans.

Social Media Overload (00:08:06)
The hosts discuss the negative impact of constant notifications from social media.

Personal Experience with Notifications (00:08:24)
Scott shares his experience of turning off phone notifications for peace of mind.

Top Five Frustrations (00:09:41)
Scott lists the top five frustrations Americans are facing today.

Quiet Quitting Explained (00:10:15)
Sadie explains the concept of “quiet quitting” in the workplace.

Bad Customer Service (00:10:51)
Discussion on the prevalence of poor customer service experiences.

Customer Service Issues (00:12:02)
Scott shares a personal experience with bad customer service at a restaurant.

Plug for Website (00:12:10)
Scott promotes their website for more articles and content.

Sick Partner Anecdote (00:12:25)
Sadie shares a humorous story about her partner acting like a baby when sick.

Sick Partner Anecdote (00:14:07)
Sadie shares a humorous story about dealing with her sick partner’s antics.

Man Baby vs. Silent Sufferer (00:14:39)
Scott discusses the two types of sick people: dramatic invalids and silent sufferers.

Medication Frustrations (00:15:01)
Sadie expresses annoyance at her partner’s refusal to take medicine when sick.

Scott’s Change in Attitude (00:15:30)
Scott reflects on his growth in handling sickness and taking care of himself.

Pill Box Commentary (00:16:17)
Sadie humorously describes her extensive medication collection and Scott’s resistance to taking them.

Celebrity Facts Introduction (00:18:10)
Scott introduces a segment on wildly shocking celebrity facts from a website.

Dennis Rodman’s Mishaps (00:18:33)
Discussion about Dennis Rodman’s unusual injuries during sexual encounters.

Awful Injuries Warning (00:19:42)
Sadie warns against watching videos of severe injuries related to the topic.

Terrence Howard’s Math Belief (00:20:05)
Scott shares Terrence Howard’s unconventional belief about basic math.

Samuel L. Jackson’s Protest (00:21:06)
Scott reveals a surprising fact about Samuel L. Jackson’s college activism.

Jack Nicholson’s Family Secret (00:21:25)
Discussion on Jack Nicholson’s complicated family history and upbringing.

Mick Jagger’s Family Dynamics (00:22:08)
Sadie comments on Mick Jagger’s unique family situation regarding age.

Americans Carrying Spare Underwear (00:23:16)
Scott shares a survey finding about Americans carrying spare underwear for emergencies.

Accidental Mishaps Discussion (00:25:03)
Scott admits to a personal mishap while being sick, leading to a humorous exchange.

Embarrassing Bathroom Experience (00:26:31)
Sadie recounts a mortifying experience at a restaurant during her anniversary.

Public Restroom Insights (00:28:25)
Scott reflects on the realities of working in public restrooms and the challenges faced.

Podcast Introduction (00:29:22)
Scott discusses the website and encourages listeners to engage with the podcast.

Ending on a Downer (00:29:59)
Sadie comments on the mood of the previous discussion, calling it a downer.

Sadie’s Plug (00:30:00)
Sadie promotes her other podcast, “Sadie and Friends,” sharing a humorous anecdote.

Closing Remarks (00:30:26)
Scott wraps up the episode, encouraging listeners to subscribe and engage.

Final Thoughts (00:30:32)
The host expresses appreciation for the audience and invites them back for the next episode.