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Episode 579: The Chemical Cheese is on Aisle Four

In Episode 579 of The Scott and Sadie Show, we tackle icy mishaps, outrageous insurance costs, and the Girl Scout cookie controversy. From Scott’s charcuterie obsession to Sadie’s healthcare rants, this episode blends relatable chaos with sharp wit. Don’t miss our hot takes on gym culture, societal movements, and why margarita trucks should be a thing.

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The Scott and Sadie Show
Episode 579: The Chemical Cheese is on Aisle Four
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Welcome to The Scott and Sadie Show, where we take the chaos of life, slap on some sarcasm, and call it a podcast. Today? Black ice, phased-out cookies, and Sadie’s newfound love affair with bougie cheese boards. Let’s dig in:

🚗 Life Updates and Parenting Fails

  • Cooper vs. Stop Sign: Sadie’s son had a run-in with black ice and a stop sign. Accident? Conspiracy? Scott’s not buying it.
  • Scott’s Ditch Diaries: Flashback to Scott’s own icy mishap. Life tip: steer clear of Scott in winter driving conditions.

💸 Insurance & Healthcare: AKA Your Wallet’s Worst Nightmare

  • Insurance Robbery: Over $1,000 a month for premiums? What’s next, selling a kidney to cover deductibles?
  • Healthcare Hell: Sadie got hit with a hefty bill for a routine check-up. Spoiler: the healthcare system sucks, and we’re not okay.

🧀 Food & Lifestyle Shenanigans

  • Charcuterie Chic: Sadie’s living her best life with overpriced cheese boards and cocktail hour. Midlife crisis? Maybe. Delicious? Absolutely.
  • Gym Culture Eye-Roll: Scott’s not feeling today’s fitness fashion trends, and he’s roasting inspirational gym quotes. New workout plan: cheese curls.

🍪 Girl Scout Cookies, Free Boobies, and Other Societal Oddities

  • Cookie Catastrophe: Girl Scouts are discontinuing flavors. Chaos reigns. Sadie mourns Thin Mints; Scott suggests hoarding.
  • Free the Boobie Movement: Fort Collins’ “movement” came, saw, and fizzled. Our verdict? A whole lotta buzz for not much boob.

🍹 Weekend Wisdom

  • Crockpots & Crackers: Sadie’s weekend: slow-cooked meals and nonstop grazing. Scott’s confession? Dinner = cheese and crackers. No shame.
  • Margarita Truck Idea: Who needs overpriced ice cream trucks when we could have boozy trucks for adults? Someone make this happen.

🎧 Why Tune In?

It’s snark, sarcasm, and enough ridiculous anecdotes to make you feel better about your own life choices. Listen, laugh, and commiserate.

Timestamps

Introduction to the Podcast (00:00:01)
The hosts introduce the show and express gratitude for listener support.

Reflections on Podcasting (00:00:10)
Sadie shares her enjoyment of listening to past episodes, highlighting their fun discussions.

Returning After a Break (00:00:50)
Sadie comments on the seamless return to podcasting after an 18-month hiatus.

Car Accident Anecdote (00:01:34)
Sadie recounts her son Cooper’s accident involving black ice and a stop sign.

Skepticism About the Accident (00:02:06)
Scott expresses doubt about Cooper’s explanation of the accident.

Reflecting on Past Accidents (00:03:06)
Scott shares his experience with car accidents, including a serious one.

January Health Concerns (00:05:30)
Sadie discusses worries about health costs after her daughter’s injury last January.

Insurance Costs Discussion (00:06:03)
Scott and Sadie lament the rising costs of car insurance and healthcare.

Carpool Duty Resumes (00:06:33)
Sadie mentions returning to carpool duties after Cooper’s accident.

Rising Insurance Premiums (00:07:27)
Scott shares his shocking increase in insurance costs after his son’s incidents.

Healthcare Bill Shock (00:08:27)
Sadie describes receiving a hefty bill for her annual physical.

Frustrations with Healthcare Costs (00:09:35)
Sadie critiques the lack of price transparency in healthcare services.

Skepticism Towards Annual Check-ups (00:10:26)
Sadie shares her mother’s reluctance to visit the doctor.

Critique of Healthcare Management (00:11:07)
Scott expresses concerns about the healthcare system’s structure and costs.

Discussion on Diet and Health (00:11:28)
Sadie and Scott talk about unhealthy eating habits and their consequences.

Evening Routines and Indulgences (00:12:21)
Scott shares how his evening routine has changed since leaving early alarms.

Comfort in Simple Pleasures (00:13:06)
Sadie reflects on enjoying simple meals at home instead of dining out.

Weight Management and Wardrobe (00:15:00)
Scott discusses the motivation to maintain weight due to suit costs.

Fashion Comfort Debate (00:15:28)
Sadie and Scott joke about the comfort of yoga pants versus jeans.

Post-Holiday Weight Gain (00:15:54)
Scott mentions feeling the effects of holiday indulgence when wearing suits.

Nudist Colony Interview (00:16:54)
Sadie shares her thoughts after interviewing someone from a nudist colony.

Fort Collins “Free the Boobie” Movement (00:18:00)
Sadie recalls the topless movement in Fort Collins and its aftermath.

Gym Culture Critique (00:19:43)
Scott expresses disdain for gym culture and the motivational slogans seen there.

Animal Mode Activation (20:25)
Discussion on how to tackle challenges one day at a time without overthinking.

Cheese and Charcuterie (21:14)
Scott shares his love for charcuterie and fancy cheese combinations enjoyed at home.

Hormel Meat and Cheese (21:38)
Sadie humorously discusses her go-to Hormel meat and cheese trays as appetizers.

Shelf-Stable Cheese (22:25)
Conversation about the surprising shelf life of processed cheese products.

Crock Pot Queso (23:10)
Scott shares a recipe for a delicious queso dip made in a crock pot.

Weekend Eating (23:29)
Sadie expresses her enjoyment of grazing on food throughout the weekend.

Girl Scout Cookie Announcement (24:31)
Scott reacts to the news of discontinued Girl Scout cookie flavors.

Thin Mints and Alternatives (25:07)
Discussion on the popularity of Thin Mints and alternative cookies like Keebler’s Grasshoppers.

Child Labor and Cookie Sales (26:08)
Sadie humorously reflects on the challenges Girl Scouts face while selling cookies.

Discontinued Flavors (26:08)
Announcement of the Girl Scouts discontinuing s’mores and Toast-Yays cookies.

Dangerous Timing of Cookies (26:35)
Discussion on the temptation of Girl Scout cookies right after the holidays.

Phone Defense Technique (27:00)
Sadie shares her tactic of pretending to be on the phone to avoid buying cookies.

Cashless Society (28:04)
Conversation about the decline of cash usage and the rise of digital payment methods.

Ice Cream Truck Challenges (29:17)
Scott shares a funny anecdote about not having cash for the ice cream truck.

Margarita Truck Idea (31:00)
Sadie dreams of starting a margarita truck for parties and events.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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