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Episode 578: Yes, I have held a monkey’s hand!

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The Scott and Sadie Show
Episode 578: Yes, I have held a monkey's hand!
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Today on The Scott and Sadie Show, we touch on the finer things in life—like holding a monkey’s hand, navigating family vacations, and debating the best bathroom strategies for couples. If you’re ready for laughs, snark, and one very questionable Santa story, you’re in the right place.

🐒 Monkey Business & More

  • Sadie’s Monkey Moment: Sadie recounts holding a monkey’s hand, and honestly, it’s the most wholesome (and slightly weird) thing we’ve ever discussed.
  • Scott’s Take: Jealous? A little. Confused? Very. But he’s here for it.

🏖️ Family Vacations: Survival of the Fittest

  • Costa Rica vs. Universal Studios: Scott dreams of jungle adventures; Sadie prefers the comforting chaos of Harry Potter Land.
  • Sadie’s Dollywood Devotion: Fried food and zero princess tantrums—Dollywood wins every time.

🎅 Santa Shenanigans

  • Murphy’s Scooter Reveal: Sadie’s daughter cracked the Santa code in record time. RIP, childhood magic.
  • Scott’s Santa Story: Equal parts sweet and soul-crushing. Growing up is the worst.

🚽 Hotel Bathroom Wars

  • Couples and Bathrooms: Thin hotel doors, zero privacy, and Poo-Pourri save the day. Just barely.

🎧 Why Tune In?

From monkeys to Santa to family vacation fails, we’re roasting life’s absurdities one snarky moment at a time. Hit play for all the chaos, laughs, and questionable life advice you never asked for.

Timestamps

Introduction to the Show (00:00:01)
The hosts welcome listeners and set the tone for the episode with humor.

Radio vs. Podcasting (00:00:52)
Scott and Sadie discuss their transition from traditional radio to the podcast format.

Listener Confusion (00:01:45)
Sadie expresses frustration over listeners not understanding the podcasting medium.

Podcasting Efficiency (00:02:37)
Scott highlights the advantages of podcasts over traditional radio, especially regarding commercial breaks.

Listener Engagement Reminder (00:03:27)
Sadie encourages new listeners to subscribe for automatic episode downloads.

Vacation Conversations (00:04:08)
Sadie shares her husband Ryan’s enthusiasm for family vacations versus her own reluctance.

Dollywood Experience (00:05:05)
Sadie reminisces about a positive family trip to Dollywood, comparing it to Disney.

Family Trip Plans (00:06:01)
Sadie discusses possible future family trips, including a dream vacation to Costa Rica.

Monkey Anecdote (00:06:46)
Sadie shares her thoughts on monkeys and her fears about encountering them during trips.

Childhood Magic and Travel (00:07:28)
Sadie reflects on the importance of magical experiences for children during vacations.

Disney Fatigue (00:08:11)
Scott and Sadie joke about the exhaustion that comes after visiting amusement parks like Disney.

Trip vs. Vacation (00:09:27)
Sadie explains the difference between a family trip and a vacation, emphasizing kids’ experiences.

Constable’s Vacation Preferences (00:09:29)
Sadie discusses her husband’s desire for adult vacations without kids’ activities.

Kids Club Experience (00:10:02)
Sadie recounts a moment of guilt when allowing her child to attend a kids’ club during vacation.

Murphy’s Magical Age (00:10:57)
Scott emphasizes the importance of taking Murphy to magical places while she still believes.

Santa Claus Realization (00:11:19)
Sadie shares her daughter’s growing awareness about Santa Claus and holiday gifts.

Lying to Kids (00:14:10)
Sadie reflects on the challenges of maintaining childhood myths and the exhaustion that comes with it.

Personal Happiness (00:14:33)
Scott humorously admits to being content with his simple home life and lack of vacation plans.

Loving Your Surroundings (00:14:50)
Sadie expresses her deep appreciation for her home and personal space.

Reluctance to Travel (00:15:32)
Sadie shares her feelings about preferring to stay home over traveling.

Trip to Nashville (00:15:44)
Scott recounts a recent trip to Nashville and his discomfort with the hotel stay.

Family Vacation Preferences (00:16:12)
Discussion on differing travel experiences, highlighting Sadie’s reluctance compared to Scott’s adventurous spirit.

Bathroom Etiquette in Hotels (00:17:24)
Scott and Sadie humorously discuss the awkwardness of using hotel bathrooms with spouses present.

Introducing Poo-Pourri (00:17:43)
Sadie promotes a product called Poo-Pourri for discreet bathroom use while traveling.

Shopping Preferences (00:19:28)
Scott shares his preference for online shopping over visiting physical stores.

Amazon Addiction (00:20:02)
Sadie and Scott discuss their frequent Amazon orders and the convenience it brings.

Garage Door Opener Convenience (00:20:22)
Scott explains a new garage door opener that allows delivery drivers access to packages.

Constable Nickname Origin (00:21:02)
Sadie reflects on the origin of calling a friend “the constable” and its confusion.

Editing Podcasts (00:22:52)
Scott and Sadie discuss their differing approaches to editing their podcast episodes.

Simulation Theory Discussion (00:24:20)
Sadie shares her fascination with Joe Rogan’s thoughts on simulation theory and its implications.

UFOs and UAPs (00:25:27)
Scott and Sadie delve into discussions about UFOs, now referred to as UAPs, and government acknowledgment.

Documentary Recommendation (00:26:32)
Sadie recommends the documentary “Point of Contact” about a UFO incident in Brazil.

Unsolved Mysteries Episode (00:28:54)
Sadie suggests watching an episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” about UFO sightings in neighboring towns.

Introduction to Podcasting (00:28:57)
Scott discusses the transition from traditional radio to podcasting and invites listener engagement.

Explaining Discord (00:29:22)
Sadie humorously questions Scott’s knowledge of Discord, leading to a brief explanation of its purpose.

Live Interaction Idea (00:29:27)
Scott shares his thoughts on potentially inviting listeners for live interactions during recordings.

Closing Remarks (00:29:40)
Scott thanks listeners and wraps up the episode, encouraging subscriptions and engagement.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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