Scott and Sadie
Welcome to another episode of The Scott and Sadie Show, where we take life’s most absurd moments, smother them in sarcasm, and serve them with a side of existential dread. Today? Food fights (not literal, but close), failed resolutions, and the healthcare system’s comedy of errors. Let’s dig in:
🎉 New Year’s Eve Shenanigans
- Scott’s Couch Olympics: Forget ball drops—Scott spent New Year’s inhaling mozzarella sticks and watching movies. It’s giving “dad bod, but make it festive.”
- Sadie’s Party Fail: I made it to 10 p.m. before Irish-exiting the party. Midnight is for masochists.
🍔 Food: Our True Love Language
- Grocery Bonding: Scott met a fellow junk food aficionado in the cheese aisle. Nothing says “kindred spirit” like arguing over the best frozen pizza.
- Cookie Inception: I found a bakery that makes cookies stuffed with cookies. It’s like they looked at diabetes and said, “Hold my beer.”
🥗 Diets, Resolutions, and Regret
- Post-Holiday Bloat: Scott’s bras are tight, my pants are tighter. Diet? We’re considering it… tomorrow.
- Resolution Roasts: Resolutions are like salads: good in theory, ignored in practice.
💉 Healthcare: The Punchline That Keeps on Giving
- Luxury Weight Loss: $1,200-a-month weight loss shots? Scott’s buddy Jason swears by them, but our wallets are screaming.
- Pharmacy Fun: From sketchy Mexican pharmacies to U.S. meds priced like gold bars, we’re laughing through the tears.
💸 Lottery: Dream Big, Lose Bigger
- Scott’s $100 Adventure: Spent a Benjamin on tickets, walked away with $18. Dreams crushed, as per usual.
- Sadie’s False Alarm: Thought I won big—turns out, not so much. Hope is cruel like that.
🎧 Why Listen?
We’re unregulated, unfiltered, and living proof that life is just a series of WTF moments. Hit play and laugh at our expense—you’re welcome.
Quotes
‘Scott’, ’00:05:41′, ‘I have no desire, not even none. I don’t care to experience life to that extent. I experienced New Year’s Eve exactly the way I wanted to, with my wife, watching a couple of movies.’
‘Sadie’, ’00:10:23′, ‘I have to tell Ryan, when I go up to bed tonight, I need you to throw those cookies away. If that box is sitting on top of the trash, I’ll still eat those cookies.’
‘Scott’, ’00:15:37′, ‘I can’t. I’m getting older and older and fatter and fatter, and I will not make 70 at this rate. Therefore, I’m going to have to do something about it.’
‘Scott’, ’00:21:34′, ‘There is no larger impediment to me and good health right now than the 80 pounds that I need to lose.’
‘Sadie’, ’00:22:10′, ‘There are people that actually need insulin and things like that to survive, and they can’t because it’s $700 now. The average person cannot just pull that out of their ass.’
‘Scott’, ’00:23:22′, ‘I think we have killed ourselves with corporate food and modern medicine. If we can work on making our food chain healthier, we as a society are going to be healthier.’
Podcast Episode Timestamps
Introduction to the Podcast (00:00:02)
Scott and Sadie introduce their unfiltered podcast format, free from corporate constraints.
New Year’s Eve Plans (00:03:04)
Discussion about their New Year’s Eve experiences, including staying home versus going out.
Diapers for the Ball Drop (00:04:34)
Sadie shares bizarre videos of people wearing diapers while waiting for the New Year’s Eve ball drop.
Grocery Store Adventures (00:05:41)
Scott recounts a humorous trip to the grocery store for unhealthy New Year’s Eve food.
Cookie Indulgence (00:07:55)
Sadie describes a new cookie place, Dirty Dough, and its calorie-laden cookie creations.
Weight Loss and Dieting (00:14:04)
Scott talks about his annual diet resolutions and the challenges of maintaining them.
Weight Loss Shots Discussion (00:15:42)
Scott expresses curiosity about weight loss shots and the mixed reports surrounding their effects.
Experiences with Weight Loss Shots (00:17:39)
Discussion about the discomfort of tight clothing and the consideration of weight loss shots.
Doctor Visits and Trust (00:18:20)
Scott shares his positive experience with his nurse practitioner and discusses the importance of trust in healthcare.
The Cost of Weight Loss Treatments (00:19:25)
Scott learns about the high out-of-pocket expense for weight loss shots and expresses sticker shock.
Health Insurance Discrepancies (00:20:07)
Sadie and Scott discuss the inconsistencies in health insurance coverage for weight loss versus serious health issues.
Frustration with Pharmaceutical Companies (00:22:10)
Scott expresses his frustration over the healthcare system prioritizing profit over proactive health measures.
Corporate Food and Health (00:23:22)
Scott shares thoughts on how corporate food and modern medicine contribute to health issues in society.
Lottery Dreams and Realities (00:24:05)
Scott humorously recounts his experience of playing the lottery and the excitement of winning a small amount.
The Lottery App Experience (00:27:30)
Discussion about the convenience of lottery apps and the emotional rollercoaster of winning small prizes.
Playing Solitaire for Money (00:29:14)
Scott humorously discusses gambling through a solitaire app and the absurdity of it.
Podcast Promotion and Future Topics (00:30:05)
The hosts encourage listeners to share the podcast and tease future discussions about the radio business.
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