Scott and Sadie
Since we needed a couple days off, we’re replaying shows from five years ago – the height of the scam-demic! Strap on your hand sanitizer and crank up your emotional instability—Scott and Sadie are taking you back to May 2020. When the world was shut down, your eyebrows were out of control, and Target chairs were the new black market currency.
🪑 Mother’s Day Meltdown: The Egg Chair Saga
- Sadie risked life, limb, and lung function chasing down a mythical Target egg chair.
- It involved multiple store visits, a floor model, and more disinfectant than a crime scene.
- Scott, ever supportive, laughed like the insensitive bastard we know and love.
🧪 COVID Testing: Choose Your Nightmare
- Nasal swab? Saliva test? Either way, someone’s invading your personal space.
- Antigen testing = “Congrats, you probably had it six months ago. Enjoy that info.”
- Science, baby.
🏠 Social Life in the Age of Fear & Lysol
- Scott had dinner with friends and it felt like hosting a covert ops mission.
- Sadie visited her parents and was overwhelmed with pandemic guilt.
- Remember when hugging someone felt like bio-terrorism? Good times.
🕶️ Little Richard & The “Wait… He Died?” Game
- Sadie found out Little Richard passed and was shooketh.
- Cue a game of “Dead or Alive,” where everyone’s a little unsure and a lot uncomfortable.
😷 Mask Mandates: Cloth, Cotton & Controversy
- We dove into the political firestorm of mask-wearing, where science met Facebook PhDs.
- Scott and Sadie had opinions. None were CDC-approved.
🎭 Golden Girls Face Masks & Robodogs: Just 2020 Things
- Golden Girls face masks = peak grandma-core fashion.
- Singapore deployed robot dogs to patrol for social distancing.
- We, meanwhile, were struggling to put on pants.
🍼 Katy Perry’s Middle-Finger Fetus
- Her baby literally flipped the bird on an ultrasound.
- Even fetuses were done with 2020.
🧀 Nacho Battle Royale: Fieri vs. Murray
- Celebrity nacho-off judged by Shaq and Terry Crews.
- It’s like Mad Max but with melted cheese and zero rules.
- America didn’t ask for this, but we needed it.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ Target chairs are harder to find than inner peace.
✔ COVID testing is a choose-your-own-trauma adventure.
✔ Fetuses have feelings too. Mostly rage.
✔ Robot dogs are here. And they’re judging you.
✔ Guy Fieri and Bill Murray are the only influencers we trust.
🎧 Listen Now!
Revisit the chaotic casserole that was May 2020, with Scott and Sadie as your emotionally unhinged tour guides. Laugh, cry, and relive the trauma—with bonus nachos.
(AI doesn’t know us, but it generates our) Topics and Timestamps
Welcome to the Scott and Sadie Show (00:00:01)
Introduction to the show and mention of replaying old episodes during the pandemic.
Mother’s Day Chair Quest (00:01:06)
Sadie shares her experience trying to find a specific chair for Mother’s Day.
Target’s Frustrating Inventory (00:01:48)
Sadie expresses frustration over Target’s lack of inventory and ordering issues.
Mom Saves the Day (00:03:10)
Sadie’s mom successfully finds and retrieves the desired chair from a different Target.
Concerns About Floor Models (00:05:02)
Discussion about the cleanliness and acceptability of purchasing floor model items.
COVID-19 Testing Experience (00:07:33)
Scott describes the discomfort of COVID-19 testing with long swabs.
In-Home Saliva Tests (00:08:36)
Introduction of FDA-approved at-home saliva tests as an alternative to nasal swabs.
Antigen Tests Discussion (00:09:20)
Exploration of antigen tests and their implications for understanding immunity.
Dinner with Friends During COVID (00:10:26)
Scott shares his experience of having friends over without masks, highlighting the awkwardness.
Family Visits and Guilt (00:12:02)
Sadie discusses the conflicting feelings about visiting family during the pandemic.
Reflection on Family and Guilt (00:13:13)
Sadie expresses her fears about visiting her parents during the pandemic.
Celebrity Deaths Discussion (00:14:03)
Scott and Sadie discuss the recent deaths of celebrities like Little Richard and Jerry Stiller.
Sentimental Thoughts on Death (00:15:01)
Sadie shares her sentimental views on life and death after reflecting on celebrity losses.
Political Control and Masks (00:19:40)
Scott and Sadie debate the political implications of mask mandates during the pandemic.
Personal Responsibility and Masks (00:20:04)
Sadie emphasizes personal responsibility in wearing masks, while Scott expresses concerns about government authority.
Family Gatherings During COVID-19 (00:24:09)
Scott describes how his family navigates gatherings while wearing masks out of respect for vulnerable members.
Creative Mask Ideas (00:25:31)
Sadie humorously suggests designing masks with straw holes for drinking.
Puzzles and Challenges (00:26:05)
Scott and Sadie discuss puzzles, including a challenging all-red puzzle released by Heinz.
Nacho Battle Announcement (00:26:39)
Scott mentions an upcoming nacho battle between Bill Murray and Guy Fieri, generating excitement.
Nacho Average Showdown (00:26:41)
Discussion about a nacho battle event featuring celebrities, benefiting restaurant employees.
Tiger King Season Two (00:27:43)
Speculation about the upcoming season of Tiger King and its focus on past events.
Golden Girls Face Masks (00:28:35)
Introduction of themed face masks featuring the Golden Girls, highlighting capitalism during the pandemic.
Robot Dogs for Social Distancing (00:30:18)
Discussion on robotic dogs being tested for social distancing enforcement in Singapore.
Katy Perry’s Ultrasound (00:32:06)
Scott and Sadie talk about Katy Perry’s ultrasound video where her baby humorously flips off the camera.
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