Scott and Sadie
🍽️ Fasting Fails & Prednisone Panic
- Sadie’s starving herself with a 20-hour fast because apparently, misery is a wellness trend now.
- Scott’s on prednisone, which has turned him into a human garbage disposal.
- Between OMAD (One Meal a Day) and Pop-Tarts, this duo is redefining “balanced diet.”
🦶 Gout, Cravings & Deep-Fried Skunk (Yes, Really)
- Scott’s gout saga continues. Pain? Yes. Regret? Never.
- Scott casually drops that he’s eaten deep-fried skunk. Because normal snacks are for quitters.
- Conclusion: They both need a doctor, a therapist, or both.
🎤 Pop Culture Roast: Timberlake, Britney & TikTok Idiocy
- Sadie dunks on Justin Timberlake like it’s her cardio.
- Britney’s comeback? Discussed with the reverence usually reserved for religious icons or Taco Tuesday.
- TikTokers charging phones with other phones = proof that society has fully jumped the shark.
🗣️ Overused Phrases That Deserve to Die
- Scott’s triggered by “longer than usual wait times” and “my truth.”
- Sadie agrees: language is dying, and we’re sending flowers to its funeral.
- Bonus: “Crisis” no longer means anything unless there’s fire or blood involved.
📺 Reality TV Rants: American Idol & The Voice
- Talent shows? More like public humiliation rituals with a glitter budget.
- Sadie’s over it. Scott’s only watching to feel superior to 22-year-olds with ukuleles.
👩👧 Mother’s Day Musings: What Moms Really Want
- Spoiler: It’s not flowers or brunch. It’s silence. And maybe a day without being asked where the remote is.
🍳 Doug’s Diner: Griddle Biscuit Nirvana
- Scott and Sadie wax poetic about Doug’s Diner biscuits smothered in gravy and jam.
- Listeners: simultaneously drooling and wondering how to DoorDash across state lines.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ Fasting makes you hallucinate Pop-Tarts. Don’t recommend.
✔ Prednisone = hunger + rage + poor life choices.
✔ Reality TV peaked in 2004. Let it die with dignity.
✔ TikTok is where brain cells go to be sacrificed.
✔ Gravy and jam can fix almost anything. Including gout. Probably.
🎧 Listen Now!
Join Scott and Sadie for rants, raves, and the most chaotic health advice this side of Dipsh!t Island. We’re here to make you laugh, cringe, and crave biscuits.
Topics and (AI Generated – AI doesn’t know us) Timestamps
Introduction and Fasting Discussion (00:00:01)
Scott and Sadie introduce the show and discuss their hunger and health issues humorously.
Intermittent Fasting (00:01:02)
Sadie explains her experience with OMAD (One Meal A Day) fasting and its challenges.
Fasting Anecdotes (00:02:22)
Scott shares his past experiences with fasting and the difficulties he faced.
Pop-Tarts Confession (00:03:32)
Sadie humorously admits to eating Pop-Tarts nightly, despite her fasting intentions.
Crystals and Fasting Effects (00:04:45)
Sadie mentions using crystals while discussing the effects of fasting on her state of mind.
Discussion on Justin Timberlake (00:06:52)
The speakers express their opinions on Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, referencing her book.
Viral TikTok Video (00:08:46)
Scott introduces a viral TikTok video featuring Amber Dolly and her phone charging tip.
Phone Charging Techniques (00:09:10)
The hosts discuss how to charge one phone using another, revealing new technology insights.
Embarrassing Phone Content (00:10:28)
A lighthearted conversation about what embarrassing content might be on their phones.
Cable Company Interaction (00:12:11)
Scott shares an interaction with a cable company after previously criticizing their service.
Overused Phrases in Customer Service (00:13:51)
Discussion on meaningless phrases like “longer than usual wait times” in customer service.
The Prednisone Crisis (00:14:23)
Scott humorously reflects on the overuse of the term “crisis” in everyday situations.
The Meaning of ‘My Truth’ (00:14:50)
Scott critiques the phrase “my truth,” asserting there’s only one objective truth.
Thoughts and Prayers (00:15:32)
A conversation on the insincerity of offering “thoughts and prayers” during difficult times.
Flux Capacitor Update (00:17:17)
Sadie shares information about a healing device humorously referred to as the “flux capacitor.”
Anniversary Plans (00:21:10)
Scott discusses his plans for his anniversary, including attending the Kentucky Derby.
Upcoming Movies in May (00:22:20)
Scott lists new movie releases, including “Thunderbolts” and “Rust,” discussing their significance.
TV Shows to Look Forward To (00:23:05)
Discussion on upcoming TV shows, including “Lego Masters” and “Rick and Morty.”
Mother’s Day Plans (00:26:38)
Sadie shares her desire for family togetherness and a nap for Mother’s Day.
Gift Giving on Mother’s Day (00:27:12)
Scott and Sadie debate the appropriateness of giving gifts to mothers on Mother’s Day.
Doug’s Diner Experience (00:28:40)
Scott and Sadie discuss their love for Doug’s Diner and its delicious offerings.
Gravy Griddle Biscuits (00:28:56)
They describe the unique preparation of biscuits at Doug’s Diner, enhancing their appeal.
Fasting and Hunger (00:29:32)
Sadie shares her experience with fasting while Scott humorously mentions his own health issues.
Promoting the Podcast (00:29:54)
Scott encourages listeners to visit their website for more content and to sign up for emails.
Five-Star Reviews (00:30:01)
Scott checks for new five-star reviews, highlighting the anticipation and humor in the process.
Closing Remarks (00:30:29)
The episode concludes with a wrap-up and invitation for listeners to subscribe and engage.
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