Scott and Sadie
🐶 Weekend Shenanigans & Pet Woes: The Goose Chronicles Continue
- Scott spent three hours cleaning up after his dog Goose, a creature who apparently thinks his yard is a public restroom with no closing hours.
- Sadie’s rabbit Ziggy, meanwhile, is a litter-trained, low-maintenance dream. Basically, she’s raising the rabbit version of Martha Stewart.
🏡 Home Sweet Home? Or Poop Prison?
- Scott’s thinking about moving, but Goose and his endless turd tornado are making the whole process feel impossible.
- Fun fact: Some pets outlive their owners. Scott’s starting to wonder if Goose is plotting exactly that.
🍽️ Dining Out Drama: Pretentiousness on a Plate
- Sadie tried a trendy new restaurant in Fort Collins where the drinks took longer to arrive than a sequel to Avatar.
- Scott rants about how some places care more about “ambiance” than actually feeding you. Just serve the damn burger.
👔 Public Life & Pet Peeves: Town Hall Meltdowns
- Scott faced off with the public at a town hall meeting. Spoiler: No one came to compliment him.
- Turns out, people like to yell at politicians. Who knew?
🎬 Val Kilmer & Movie Madness: The Batman Brawl
- Scott swears Christian Bale is the best Batman. Sadie’s all in on Michael Keaton.
- Somehow, Val Kilmer even gets a mention. Someone give him credit for the cheekbones, at least.
🧸 Nostalgia Trip: Toys We Never Got and Will Never Forget
- Sadie’s still salty over the Barbie Dream House that never was. Scott just wanted Legos that didn’t cost a month’s rent.
- Troll dolls, Teddy Ruxpin, and disappointment—childhood’s holy trinity.
🛒 Everyday Absurdities: Why Are Waffles So Expensive?!
- Sadie went grocery shopping and somehow spent $130 on body wash, shampoo, and waffles.
- Inflation or robbery? You decide. Either way, the waffles were probably disappointing.
🚽 Public Restroom Rants: Is Basic Hygiene Too Much To Ask?
- Scott and Sadie break down what makes a good public restroom: cleanliness, ventilation, and zero murder vibes.
- Also, who decided motion-sensor faucets that never work were a good idea? We have questions.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ There’s a whole business dedicated to picking up poop. And yes, people are getting rich from it.
✔ Inflation is real. And it’s personally attacking your waffles.
✔ Pets are plotting your demise. Especially the ones you think are harmless.
✔ Town halls are just complaint conventions. And Scott’s the guest of honor.
🎧 Listen Now!
Want to feel better about your own weird life? Listen to this episode and revel in the madness. We’ve got poop franchises, overpriced brunch food, and traumatizing toy memories. And you thought you were having a rough week.
Topics and (AI Generated Timestamps
Weekend Activities Discussion (00:00:15)
Scott shares details about his weekend, focusing on cleaning up after his dogs.
Pet Ownership Realities (00:01:22)
Sadie comments on the cyclical nature of pet ownership and the expenses involved.
Rabbit Ownership Insights (00:02:28)
Sadie describes her pet rabbit’s behavior and advantages over cats.
Cat Ownership Considerations (00:03:03)
Sadie discusses potential cat ownership and the costs of cat litter cleaning devices.
Future Housing Plans (00:04:43)
Scott talks about his and Julie’s considerations for their next home and pet regulations.
Discussion on Long-Living Pets (00:05:52)
Scott and Sadie reflect on the lifespan of pets like turtles and parrots.
Pet Trust Funds (00:06:18)
Sadie humorously mentions people leaving money to their pets in wills.
Pet Waste Management Services (00:07:02)
Scott explores the existence of dog waste removal services and their profitability.
Weekend Restaurant Visit (00:08:04)
Sadie recounts her experience at a new restaurant’s soft opening with friends.
Restaurant Experience Details (00:10:02)
Sadie describes the ambiance and food at the restaurant, Sugar Salt Sand.
Exhausting Weekend Activities (00:11:01)
Sadie lists her busy weekend schedule filled with sports and social events.
Town Hall Meetings (00:11:25)
Scott shares his experience at town hall meetings and dealing with public feedback.
Respectful Disagreements (00:12:32)
Scott discusses a polite exchange with a constituent who disagreed with him.
Val Kilmer’s Passing (00:13:00)
Sadie and Scott briefly mention Val Kilmer’s death and its impact on media.
Top Gun Discussion (00:13:41)
Scott expresses frustration over Sadie’s lack of interest in watching Top Gun.
Discussion on “Top Gun” and Its Impact (00:14:04)
Scott shares thoughts on “Top Gun” and its nostalgic value, emphasizing its patriotic themes.
Val Kilmer’s Role in “Top Gun” (00:14:49)
Sadie and Scott discuss Val Kilmer’s character, Iceman, and his rise in the Navy.
Critique of “Top Gun” Characters (00:15:25)
Sadie critiques Tom Cruise’s character and the portrayal of relationships in the movie.
Val Kilmer’s Filmography Overview (00:16:41)
Scott lists Val Kilmer’s notable films from the 1980s and beyond.
Meaning of “I’m Your Huckleberry” (00:18:23)
Discussion about the phrase’s origin and its meaning in “Tombstone.”
Favorite Batman Actors Debate (00:19:47)
Scott and Sadie debate their favorite actors who played Batman.
Scott’s Grocery List Game (00:22:10)
Sadie introduces a game where Scott guesses the cost of her grocery items.
Discussion on Grocery Prices (00:27:03)
Sadie expresses shock at the rising costs of groceries and inflation.
Dream Public Restroom Features (00:27:30)
Scott and Sadie discuss ideal features for a public restroom based on listener responses.
Daily Question Introduction (00:28:59)
Scott introduces the daily question segment, prompting discussion about childhood toys.
Childhood Toy Desires (00:29:20)
Sadie shares her nostalgia for troll dolls and comments on kids’ fleeting interest in toys today.
Listener Responses (00:30:06)
Scott reads listener responses about toys they missed out on, including legos and cabbage patch kids.
Expensive Toys Discussion (00:30:44)
Sadie and Scott discuss the high prices of nostalgic toys like Teddy Ruxpin and collector Barbies.
Podcast Promotion (00:31:24)
Scott promotes the podcast website and encourages listeners to sign up for updates.
Closing Remarks (00:31:39)
The episode wraps up with a humorous note and a reminder for listeners to subscribe.
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