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🎙️ Episode 614: “It’s the Cat That Put a Hole in the Couch” 🐱🛋️

Scott and Sadie are back, taking on the latest absurdities of modern life. Starbucks is slashing menu items (cue Scott’s panic), TikTok challenges keep getting dumber, and a woman just won a lawsuit over a Candy Crush addiction. Meanwhile, a man gets out of prison after 30 years and is immediately confused by influencers—relatable. If you love sarcasm, social commentary, and caffeinated chaos, this episode is for you. Listen now and join the snark-fueled fun!

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🎙️ Episode 614: "It's the Cat That Put a Hole in the Couch" 🐱🛋️
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🐈 Couch Crimes & Feline Felonies

  • This guy’s couch has a giant hole, and the cat is definitely to blame. But in classic cat fashion, does he care? Not a chance.
  • What Sadie blames the hole on could not be said on broadcast radio!

☕ Starbucks, What Are You Doing?!

  • Starbucks is cutting menu items, and Scott is on high alert. His venti skinny vanilla latte better not be on the chopping block.
  • Sadie tries to make matcha happen—spoiler: it’s not happening.

📱 TikTok: The Land of Bad Decisions

  • People are still doing stupid TikTok challenges for internet clout. Now it involves slapping each other with tortillas. Evolution is not trending.
  • Scott questions if society peaked in 1997. Sadie’s not sure it ever peaked at all.

🎮 Candy Crush & Lawsuit Lunacy

  • A woman just won a lawsuit because her medication made her addicted to Candy Crush. Sadie is speechless (a rare event).
  • We break down the absurdity of modern lawsuits—what’s next? Suing Netflix for making binge-watching too easy?

🚪 30 Years in Prison & Then… Influencers?!

  • A man was released from prison after three decades and immediately confused by the influencer-obsessed world.
  • Scott and Sadie debate whether he should go back or just start a TikTok account and profit off the culture shock.

🎧 Why You Should Listen:

  • Laugh Out Loud: Our snarky banter is fast, unpredictable, and guaranteed to entertain.
  • Relatable Rants: From cat crimes to Starbucks betrayals, we keep it real.
  • Social Commentary: If you love roasting the absurdities of modern life, this episode is for you.

So grab your coffee (unless Starbucks canceled it) and tune in for another wild ride on The Scott and Sadie Show!

Catch the full episode now!

Topics and (AI Generated) Timestamps

Introduction to the Show (00:00:01)
The host introduces the casual and humorous atmosphere of the Scott and Sadie show.

Starbucks Drink Eliminations (00:00:10)
Scott discusses Starbucks removing over ten drinks from their menu soon.

Personal Coffee Preferences (00:00:24)
Sadie and Scott share their favorite Starbucks drinks and reactions to the menu changes.

Comedic Starbucks Orders (00:01:43)
A humorous skit highlights complicated Starbucks drink orders and the confusion they cause.

Real Men and Coffee (00:02:14)
Scott recounts an encounter with a man wanting just black coffee, emphasizing simplicity.

Food Service Anecdote (00:03:01)
Scott shares a funny story about a friend’s straightforward coffee order illustrating cowboy humor.

Food Service Industry Insights (00:04:09)
Sadie reflects on her experiences in food service and the challenges faced by waitstaff.

Buffet Horror Stories (00:04:54)
Scott expresses his aversion to buffets due to unsettling stories from his food service past.

Bennigan’s Birthday Song (00:05:41)
Sadie humorously recalls the awkwardness of singing birthday songs at Bennigan’s.

Birthday Cake Mishap (00:07:24)
Sadie shares a funny incident involving a birthday cake that ended up with a burnt candle.

Restaurant Birthday Tricks (00:08:10)
Sadie expresses annoyance at restaurants charging for desserts offered as birthday treats.

Scotch Dessert Description (00:08:52)
Sadie describes a delicious dessert called “scotch,” leading to humorous banter.

TikTok Trends Discussion (00:09:56)
Scott and Sadie talk about their past involvement in TikTok trends, including the ice bucket challenge.

New TikTok Challenge (00:10:42)
Scott introduces a bizarre TikTok trend where people drop heavy objects on their feet.

Viral Content Insights (00:12:12)
Sadie discusses the obsession with going viral on social media and its implications.

Engagement with Social Media (00:12:55)
Scott shares his experience with a video gaining views and the importance of audience engagement.

Podcasting Challenges (00:16:58)
Scott explains the difficulties faced by podcasters in maintaining audience interest and engagement.

Missing Cat Story (00:18:17)
A humorous story about a cat found after three weeks stuck in a sofa during a move.

Comedic Misunderstanding (00:19:35)
Scott and Sadie share their differing thoughts on the implications of a cat in a couch.

Candy Crush Lawsuit (00:20:31)
A woman sues for addiction to Candy Crush, receiving $215,000 after blaming her doctor.

Frivolous Lawsuits (00:21:33)
Discussion on the absurdity of frivolous lawsuits and their impact on taxpayers.

Wrongful Conviction (00:22:08)
Gordon Cordero, wrongfully imprisoned for 30 years, is released and reflects on lost time.

Post-Prison Shock (00:23:34)
Cordero’s first steak dinner reveals societal changes, particularly the prevalence of smartphone use.

Cultural Shifts (00:24:51)
Conversation about how societal norms and media have evolved since the 1990s.

Stopping Social Media (00:26:20)
Debate on what trends to stop, with suggestions including social media and significant historical events.

Technological Advancements (00:27:39)
Discussion on how technology has transformed farming and daily life, reflecting on past experiences.

A Father’s Success (00:29:10)
Scott shares his father’s journey to success in the concrete business, emphasizing independence and fulfillment.

Listener Feedback (00:30:12)
Hosts discuss listener emails, expressing gratitude for positive feedback and connection.

Closing Remarks (00:31:35)
Final thoughts and encouragement for listeners to subscribe and engage with the show.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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