A Florida woman faces battery charges after allegedly attacking her wife with nachos—yes, cheesy nachos shoved down her pants. 🌮🤦♀️
Category - Peak Stupid
Welcome to “Peak Stupid,” the Everest of ignorance, the Olympics of bad takes, where humanity flexes its dumbest muscles in a spectacular display of facepalm-inducing genius. This is the category where we immortalize people who manage to invent new ways to be wrong, redefine cluelessness, and remind us all that Darwin really should have added a post-credit scene to Origin of Species.
Whether it’s tech bros investing their life savings in a crypto named after a cartoon frog or flat-earthers launching themselves in homemade rockets to prove NASA wrong, “Peak Stupid” is a front-row seat to the greatest hits of human stupidity.
Scott and Sadie
Town Accidentally Hotboxed After Burning $261M Weed
A Turkish town got high for five days after officials burned $261M worth of seized cannabis—right in the town center. 🌿🔥😳
A Lady’s Meth-Smoking Raccoon Got Her Busted for Drugs
An Ohio woman’s pet raccoon tried to smoke a meth pipe during a traffic stop—yes, really. Even cops thought it was a prank at first. 🦝🚓
