JoAnn Fabrics is shutting down after 82 years, marking the end of an era for crafters. Time to stock up before the last spool unravels! 🧵
Category - News & Nonsense
Welcome to “News & Nonsense,” where hard-hitting headlines collide with the absurdity of modern life. This is where we break down world events with the same reverence a cat gives a glass of water before shoving it off the counter. We’ll serve up real news mixed with the kind of stories that make you question if humanity’s collective IQ is in freefall. From serious breakdowns of geopolitical chaos to the latest feel-good fluff piece about a raccoon learning to skateboard, “News & Nonsense” keeps you informed, entertained, and mildly exasperated. Because in today’s world, you need to laugh and cry—sometimes in the same sentence.
Scott and Sadie
This One Thing About Society Surprised a Guy Who Got Released from Prison After 30 Years
A man wrongfully imprisoned for 30 years is free—and his biggest shock? Cell phone zombies. Welcome to 2025, Gordon. It’s… different.
Eggs Are So Expensive, Realtors Are Offering “Free Eggs” with the Purchase of a House?
Eggs are so expensive, they’re now a real estate incentive. A viral video shows a "For Sale" sign offering free eggs with purchase. Housing crisis? Meet breakfast crisis. 🏡🥚
