Pope Leo XIV just became the first American pope—born in Chicago, speaks 5 languages, and yes, he’s a lifelong White Sox fan. 🇺🇸🙏⚾
Category - News & Nonsense
Welcome to “News & Nonsense,” where hard-hitting headlines collide with the absurdity of modern life. This is where we break down world events with the same reverence a cat gives a glass of water before shoving it off the counter. We’ll serve up real news mixed with the kind of stories that make you question if humanity’s collective IQ is in freefall. From serious breakdowns of geopolitical chaos to the latest feel-good fluff piece about a raccoon learning to skateboard, “News & Nonsense” keeps you informed, entertained, and mildly exasperated. Because in today’s world, you need to laugh and cry—sometimes in the same sentence.
Scott and Sadie
Mother’s Day Poll: Are You Calling Mom Enough?
22% admit they don’t call Mom enough. The average is once a week—but is that really enough? Hint: She just wants sleep and alone time. 💐📞
Next Pope Reveal: Smoke Signals This Week
The next pope could be revealed this week—with smoke signals, not fireworks. Will it be black or white smoke rising over the Sistine Chapel? 🕊️
