The Hot New Conspiracy Theory Is Mermaids Exist and Rich People Are Eating Them

Have you heard the hot new conspiracy theory that’s not crazy at all? 

A random lady kicked it off last week with a story about an ex-con who claimed he saw a mermaid in a big tank on a fishing boat he worked on.

She said they made him bring it to a warehouse, where rich elites ate it hibachi-style, like at Benihana. 

Her original video got a bunch of clicks, so that’s ALL she’s been posting about ever since.  And one of her follow-ups really blew up.

She claimed they caught a second mermaid . . . that they can regrow limbs . . . that there’s a secret research island where scientists study them . . . and that there are a lot of other mythical creatures there too. 

So, yeah . . . this is 2025, folks. 

Here’s the follow-up video.