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Americans Admit a Third of Their Stuff Is Junk

Could you toss out 34% of your stuff and not even notice? Americans admit they’re hoarding junk—some weirder than others.

Spring cleaning season is coming up, so here’s a question:  Could you get rid of a THIRD of your stuff and not know the difference? 

The average American says 34% of the junk they own is stuff they don’t really need, or rarely use.  But it depends on how you define the word “use.”

21% of it is stuff we don’t want but haven’t gotten rid of yet . . . 10% is other people’s stuff we somehow ended up with . . . and 13% is “pure junk.”

But 27% is stuff we’re hanging onto for sentimental reasons.  And 29% of it is collectibles or other items that “spark joy.”  So that’s not really “junk.”

The poll also asked people to name the WEIRDEST stuff they collect.  Answers included 200 oil-burning lamps . . . 300 coasters from breweries . . . lots of vintage handkerchiefs . . . porcelain pigs . . . clowns . . . and one person said FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS.

20% of us currently have a storage unit to hold our junk, and 10% are still keeping some of it at their parents’ place.  The average person said they’d pay $1,300 to have all their unwanted junk magically disappear. 

(Talker)

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Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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