
First up is a replay from April 5, 2021. I titled the show, And from then on I was the poopy pants kid.
The Misadventures of Scott: A Cautionary Tale 🚗📵
- Our dear host Scott decided to ghost his wife’s calls while she was stranded with a flat tire. Solid husband move, buddy. 👏
- Meanwhile, his dog was probably barking life advice at him, but alas, Scott’s priorities were elsewhere—likely doomscrolling or debating the finer points of dad jokes.
- The result? A guilt trip so massive it should have its own zip code and a $780 tire replacement. That’s what we call expensive ignorance.
Easter: The Food Coma Edition 🐣🍽️
- Scott ate his way through Easter brunch like it was an Olympic event. Six pounds later, he’s questioning his life choices.
- Meanwhile, Sadie’s mom dressed up as the Easter Bunny because some families are just extra like that.
Wholesome Content: Dick Van Dyke Edition 💰🎭
- The man, the myth, the legend—95-year-old Dick Van Dyke—was out here making it rain at an ATM for strangers.
- He’s out there funding random people’s groceries, while you’re debating whether to tip your DoorDash driver. Do better.
And Then There’s the Deer… 🦌💥
- A deer literally crashed through a school bus windshield, landed on a sleeping student, and the kid? Didn’t even wake up.
- If that’s not the most Gen Z “meh” reaction to chaos, I don’t know what is.
Bus Rides, Embarrassment, and Trauma Bonding 🚌😂
- We relive our own tragic school bus moments, including one involving a first-grade accident that still haunts us.
- Prepare to laugh, cringe, and feel secondhand embarrassment.
Part 2 of this replay is f rom May 27, 2021, and it was titled, Cheer Club Booster President…
Cheer Moms Gone Wild 📣😵
- Ever wondered what it’s like to be the president of a cheerleading booster club? No? Well, too bad, because Sadie shoved their poor partner, a.k.a. “the constable,” into the role anyway. Nothing says “I love you” like volunteering your significant other for unpaid, soul-sucking labor.
- The job includes thrilling perks like budget stress, endless meetings, and the occasional existential crisis. Truly, the American Dream.
Parenting: The Great Experiment 👨👩👧👦💡
- Sadie is all in for her daughter Sophie’s cheerleading journey, while Scott is out here parenting his son with the “meh, he’ll figure it out” approach. Two strategies. One inevitable therapy bill.
- Why do people volunteer for these things? Sadie says it’s to create lasting memories for their kid. Others? Maybe they lost a bet.
COVID-19: The Never-Ending Anxiety Spiral 🤧😱
- Thinking about jetting off to St. Thomas? Scott shares the stress of testing negative for COVID just to board a plane. It’s basically Squid Game: Nasal Swab Edition.
- Also, every single sneeze now comes with an existential crisis. Is it allergies? A cold? The next plague? WHO KNOWS. But Scott’s doctor visit saga will make you feel slightly better about your own pandemic paranoia.
Your Kid is Smart? That’s Cute. 🧠👶
- Meet Cash, the two-year-old genius with an IQ of 146. Yeah, you read that right. This kid is out here solving the mysteries of the universe while you’re still Googling “how to cook rice correctly.”
- Scott reflects on raising his own son, Jack, and the reality of parenting a child who may or may not be smarter than you. Spoiler: They probably are.
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