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There’s a “Spreadable Coffee” That You Can Smear on Your Toast?

A Swiss company is selling spreadable coffee in a tube—yes, you can eat or drink it. Would you smear your morning caffeine on toast?

If the “cup of joe” at your office is more like a sludgy CUP OF TAR . . . the only thing worse than drinking it is SCOOPING it out of your cup and putting it on your bagel.  Or . . . maybe that’s the next coffee trend?

There’s a Swiss company online that’s selling TUBES OF COFFEE that you can spread on your morning toast or croissant.  It’s kind of like a tube of oil paint that’s black, so it’s thick enough that you could put it on fruit, like a banana.

They advertise it as a product you can “eat or drink” that is “crafted from 100% Fairtrade Arabica beans and sweetened with organic Swiss beet sugar.”

You don’t “drink” it out of the tube . . . they say it could be mixed with water to create an instant coffee.  (Which seems messier and even less appealing than carrying a packet of instant coffee around.)

One website had some people taste-test the spreadable coffee on bread, on a banana, and in some water, and the reactions were . . . uh, mixed.

If you’re interested in trying it out, the company is called “No Normal Coffee.”  You can only get these tubes online.

You can get a “single” tube for $17.00.  They say that’s the equivalent of “20 cups.”  You can also get packs of three or six . . . but you’re PROBABLY going to want to taste this stuff before you invest too much into it.

(This “Daily Mail” report includes a video of some people trying it.)

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Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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