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R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants

A restaurant in Australia accidentally sent out R-rated fortune cookies to unsuspecting diners. Some were funny, others were shocking! Find out what went wrong with this unforgettable Valentine’s Day mix-up!

This would make for a memorable Valentine’s Day dinner.

There’s a Vietnamese place in Australia that hands out custom R-RATED fortune cookies.  Customers love it, so they recently ordered a new batch for Valentine’s Day.  But the fortune cookie company made a BIG mistake.

They got the messages right . . . but accidentally shipped them out to OTHER RESTAURANTS that bought normal fortune cookies.

People who got the fortunes were “quite upset.”  Here’s the type of thing they got when they cracked open their cookie.

Not all of them were dirty.  One said, “You are capable of great things.  But all you do [is] look at your phone all day.  You won’t be that great.  Sorry.”  (Here’s a photo.)

But here’s one that WAS dirty.  It said, “The year of the Snake bears good fortune!  Your DIVORCE is coming soon.”  Then it ended by saying their spouse “only married you for your money, you ugly [C-WORD].”  (!!!)

The restaurant that ordered them found out about it when the company emailed to say they weren’t doing swear words anymore.

The restaurant owner said it was THEIR mistake, not hers.  But they said they’re not taking any chances.  They’ll still do silly messages, or even rude ones.  Just no profanity.  That’s what really got people upset. 

(9News)

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