
🐀 Health Code Nightmares
- A restaurant got shut down for rat droppings in the coleslaw. Yep. Let that visual haunt you forever.
- Scott: “Honestly, how many roaches does it take before we just burn the place down?”
- Sadie: “If I see one bug, I’m out. Forever.”
🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans
- Scott’s party disaster: Ever thrown a party that turned into a ghost town? He has. Thanks, Broncos.
- Sadie’s halftime eviction: She got kicked out of a Super Bowl party—because honesty isn’t always the best policy.
📺 The Ads Were… Meh.
- Sadie: “We’re spending $7 million for this?”
- Scott: “At least Harrison Ford in a Jeep ad made it worth it.”
- Coors Light sloths were a highlight. Because apparently, we’re all just slow-moving creatures now.
🎤 Swift, Kelce, and the Cult of Celebrity
- Is Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce a love story or a marketing strategy?
- Sadie: “Fans will turn on them faster than a bad halftime show.”
- Scott: “Wake me up when it’s over.”
💘 Valentine’s Day: Who’s Responsible?
- Who’s in charge of planning the romance? Scott & Sadie have a system.
- Spoiler: It involves Sadie conveniently forgetting it’s her turn.
🪳 Fundraising, But Make It Gross
- Memphis Zoo’s Valentine’s Special: Name an elephant turd after your ex. $10 well spent.
- Adopt a Cockroach: Want the ultimate passive-aggressive gift? Name a roach after someone annoying.
🎤 Award Shows Are Dying. Who Cares?
- CMT Awards cancelled. Scott and Sadie barely noticed.
- Are awards shows just too boring to survive? Probably.
🎧 Why You Should Listen
Because life is ridiculous, award shows are fading, fundraising is disgusting (but hilarious), and you deserve a laugh.
Timestamps and Topics
Introduction to the Show (00:00:01)
The host introduces the show with humor and sets the tone for the episode.
Super Bowl Experience (00:00:10)
Scott and Sadie discuss their viewing experiences of the Super Bowl and the need for guests to leave at halftime.
Commercials Discussion (00:02:23)
Sadie expresses disappointment in the Super Bowl commercials, while Scott shares a couple of favorites.
Favorite Ads (00:03:21)
Scott mentions a few commercials that made him emotional, including a Jeep ad featuring Harrison Ford.
Celebrity Cameos in Ads (00:04:37)
Scott and Sadie critique the use of celebrity cameos in commercials, discussing their effectiveness.
Taylor Swift’s Reception (00:05:42)
Scott shares his mixed feelings about Taylor Swift’s presence at the Super Bowl and her public perception.
Public Perception of Taylor Swift (00:06:50)
Sadie reflects on the potential decline in Taylor Swift’s popularity and media portrayal.
Memphis Zoo Fundraiser (00:10:40)
Scott introduces a creative Valentine’s Day fundraiser by the Memphis Zoo involving naming an elephant turd.
Valentine’s Day Plans (00:12:25)
Sadie discusses her and her partner’s approach to celebrating Valentine’s Day and gift-giving.
Health Department Concerns (00:14:07)
The conversation shifts to restaurant health department issues and the implications for dining out.
Cockroach Culture Discussion (00:15:55)
Scott and Sadie humorously debate the presence of cockroaches in Colorado restaurants.
Health Inspector Conversations (00:19:11)
Scott reflects on the career choice of becoming a food inspector and its challenges.
CMT Awards Cancellation (00:21:41)
Discussion on the cancellation of the 2025 CMT Awards and its implications for the music industry.
Non-Event Fundraising Ideas (00:24:00)
Sadie and Scott explore creative fundraising concepts, including a “non-event” fundraiser for charities.
AARP Movies for Grown Ups (00:25:05)
They discuss the AARP Movies for Grown Ups Awards and the cultural significance of the winners.
AARP Membership Realizations (00:26:28)
Reflections on receiving AARP membership invitations and the feelings associated with aging.
The Decline of Magazines (00:28:54)
Sadie laments the decline of print magazines and their replaced magic with digital media.
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