Scott and SadieThe FDA is back at it again. Their latest bright idea to fix America’s obesity problem? Slapping bigger, bolder nutrition labels on food packages. Because clearly, the reason we’re all inhaling family-sized bags of chips isn’t emotional eating or cultural norms—it’s that the calorie count wasn’t bold enough.
Here’s the scoop: The FDA has proposed updates to nutrition labels to make them “easier to understand.” The calorie count will be larger, and products high in sugar, sodium, or saturated fats will have extra warnings. Sounds helpful on paper, right? But let’s be real—do they honestly think this will stop anyone from demolishing a pint of Ben & Jerry’s at 2 a.m.?
The truth is, Americans aren’t fat because we don’t know better. We’re fat because we’re stressed, tired, and eating our feelings. And you know who’s a big part of why we’re so stressed and scared? The same government that now wants to scold us via packaging. Oh, the irony.
Do you think someone buying a box of frosted donuts is going to stop and say, “Oh no, it’s high in sugar! Better grab celery instead”? Absolutely not. We’re diving into that box with the full knowledge that we’ll regret it later—but hey, those sprinkles are worth it.
If the FDA really wants to help, maybe they should focus on why processed foods are so much cheaper than fresh produce. Or why healthcare is a luxury for so many people. Label shaming isn’t going to fix the fact that for millions, a dollar menu burger is more affordable than a salad.
At the end of the day, America’s eating habits aren’t going to change because of bolded calorie counts. People will eat what they want, label or no label. And honestly? Maybe we just like living life one donut at a time.
Your Turn: Should the Government Step Back?
Do you think the FDA’s labeling plan will help—or is this just more government overreach? Should companies have the freedom to market their products how they choose? Share your hot takes in the comments!
(CNN)
