Stupid Criminal: A Florida Perv Tried to Have Sex with a Horse’s Nose

Are you a horse lover?  Not like this guy . . .

Cops in Polk County, Florida arrested a 53-year-old man named Donald Calloway . . . after he tried to have sex with a horse’s NOSE.  (???)  Thankfully, the horse is okay.

It happened the day after Christmas, but they just shared the details.  His own girlfriend turned him in.

(Careful!)  She called the cops after she found Donald standing next to the horse and pleasuring himself.  She said he had his junk near the horse’s head, and it was obvious what he was trying to do.  She also got some of it on video.

Donald eventually admitted to it.  He told police he hadn’t gotten lucky in “probably two months” and described it as a “sexually frustrated moment.”  He also called it a “dumb decision.”

Thankfully, the horse is fine.  Her name is Raven, and she wasn’t injured.  (At least not physically.)  One report said she’s 24 years old, another said 28.

He’s facing charges for sexual contact with an animal. 

(Lake Wales Daily / TMZ)

(Here’s his mugshot.  Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd posted one of his jokey videos about the arrest.)