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15 Perfect Jobs for People Who Just Don’t Like People

There’s a thread where people are suggesting jobs that are perfect for people who DON’T like people, like: Lighthouse keepers . . . power plant operator . . . or any job where you can wear earphones while working.

When people discuss career paths, there’s usually a lot of talk about educational requirements . . . personal interests . . . job satisfaction . . . job availability . . . lifestyle fits . . . and money, of course.

But another important factor is:  Do you like . . . people?

There’s a thread online where people are suggesting jobs that are perfect for people who DON’T like people.  Here are a few of them:

1.  Power plant operator . . . “Most of it is sitting in a room at a control panel that auto-fixes itself 99% of the time.”

2.  Some kinds of doctors . . . like a pathologist and a morgue doctor.

3.  Lighthouse keepers.

4.  Any job that allows you to wear earphones while working.

5.  Night-shift security guard at a museum . . . It might not sound exciting, but they’ve made movies about this sort of thing.

6.  Baker . . . “The only con is you have to wake up early.”

7.  Commercial truck driver . . . “Driving is as lonely as you want it to be.”

8.  Radiologist . . . “Sit comfortably in a darkened room all day by yourself with the occasional physician question, or brief phone call to relay a critical result.”

9.  Some areas of horticulture, like plant production and being an arborist.

10.  Welder . . . This person added, “Most welders hate people.  I am a welder myself, which is how I know.”  Another person added, “I’m a welding inspector, I believe welders are the reason I can’t stand people.”

11.  Locomotive Engineer.

12.  Handcrafted soap maker.

13.  After-hours commercial cleaner.

14.  Some took the “hating people” thing literally . . . suggesting careers in HR and insurance, which can involve making other people’s lives more difficult.

15.  Assassin.

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