Scott and SadiePets: we love them, but let’s be honest—they’re tiny agents of chaos disguised as adorable fluff balls. According to a new survey, American pets outdid themselves in 2024, racking up a list of shenanigans that would make a toddler blush. From stealing food to full-scale furniture destruction, here are the wildest ways pets earned their keep as household terrors this year.
Survey Highlights: The Best (or Worst) Pet Shenanigans
- Food Thieves Extraordinaire: 1 in 3 pets reportedly stole food off the counter this year. You’d think opposable thumbs were required for that, but nope, dogs and cats are innovators.
- Furniture Destroyers: 25% of pets chewed, scratched, or otherwise annihilated furniture. Bonus points if they gave you the “What? Me?” face while sitting in the evidence.
- Escape Artists: Nearly 20% managed a daring escape from the house, yard, or even the car. Some returned with “souvenirs” (aka mud, trash, or a neighborhood sock).
- Sock Bandits: Speaking of socks, 1 in 5 pets was caught red-pawed stealing clothing, leaving owners to question how their underwear ended up in the backyard.
- Social Media Stars: Over 15% of pet owners said their furry friends became accidental internet sensations. If your cat knocked over the Christmas tree and you didn’t post it, did it even happen?
- Holiday Wrecking Crews: 10% of pets ruined holiday decor. If you haven’t seen a dog tangled in Christmas lights or a cat treating ornaments like a piñata, are you even celebrating right?
Your Turn: Let’s Talk Pet Drama
What’s the most ridiculous thing your pet has ever done? Did they destroy the couch, steal your dinner, or bring home a live squirrel as a “gift”? Share your best (or worst) pet shenanigans in the comments—we’re ready to laugh, cry, and commiserate.
