Scott and SadieThanksgiving—the time to sit around a table, pretend your family isn’t one snide comment away from a WWE SmackDown, and overeat like the pilgrims intended. But what if, instead of your passive-aggressive aunt, your dinner was graced by the absolute worst TV characters? Spoiler: Your Thanksgiving would go from mildly awkward to a complete dumpster fire faster than you can say “pass the gravy.”
Here are the top 10 TV characters you absolutely DON’T want showing up at your Thanksgiving feast:
- Walter White (Breaking Bad): Sure, he might bring pie, but it’s probably laced with something illegal.
- Janice (Friends): That voice. That laugh. Pass the earplugs—and the wine.
- Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones): Thanksgiving is stressful enough without a teenage psychopath poisoning your cranberry sauce.
- Dwight Schrute (The Office): He’d probably bring a beet casserole and a PowerPoint about proper turkey farming techniques.
- Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory): His inability to read the room would kill the vibe faster than an undercooked turkey.
- Gemma Teller (Sons of Anarchy): Pass the mashed potatoes… and maybe a restraining order.
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons): He’d eat all the food, belch at the table, and fall asleep before dessert.
- Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development): She’d bring a bottle of wine—only for herself—and judge everyone’s side dishes.
- Ross Geller (Friends): He’d turn the entire dinner into a pity party about “the one that got away.”
- Kenny Powers (Eastbound & Down): He’d bring bad vibes, worse jokes, and probably start a fistfight over the last dinner roll.
Think you can top this list? Drop your picks for the worst TV dinner guests in the comments below.
