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Fast Food First Dates: Because Nothing Says ‘I Care’ Like a Dollar Menu

A recent survey reveals that 16% of singles think taking a date to Chick-fil-A is a stellar idea. Because nothing screams ‘I’m into you’ like fluorescent lighting and a side of waffle fries.

In the grand theater of modern romance, where swiping right is the new ‘hello’ and ghosting is as common as morning coffee, a recent survey by DatingNews.com reveals that 16% of singles think taking a date to Chick-fil-A is a stellar idea. Because nothing screams ‘I’m into you’ like fluorescent lighting and a side of waffle fries.

Following closely behind in this parade of questionable choices are Dairy Queen, Sonic Drive-In, and Pizza Hut. Because who wouldn’t want to impress their date with a Blizzard or a slice of lukewarm pepperoni?

A staggering 66% of women are reportedly okay with a first date at McDonald’s. Because nothing says ‘romance’ like sharing a Big Mac under the golden arches.

And let’s not forget the 56% who are cool with splitting the bill. Because nothing says ‘I’m a catch’ like making sure you only pay for your half of the Happy Meal.

Apparently, 41% of singles value a ‘fun atmosphere,’ and 40% appreciate ‘budget transparency.’ Because nothing says ‘I’m fun and honest’ like admitting you’re too cheap for a real restaurant.

So, dear readers, is fast food your idea of a first date? Have you ever been wooed over a Whopper? How did that culinary adventure turn out? Share your greasy tales in the comments below.

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Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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