Scott and SadieThanksgiving. A time to gather with family, give thanks, and apparently fantasize about which celebrities would make your holiday spread marginally less dysfunctional. According to the geniuses over at Ranker, folks are out here ranking the top stars they’d want at their Thanksgiving table. Why? Because clearly, there’s nothing more American than imagining Jennifer Aniston passing you the mashed potatoes.
Let’s break down their top 10 choices and why these celebs might (or might not) deserve a seat next to your drunk uncle:
- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: Because nothing says “family bonding” like watching him wrestle the wishbone out of your nephew’s hands.
- Betty White: RIP, but she’s still the top pick because apparently, nobody updated this list. Let’s just leave a chair open for her ghost.
- Tom Hanks: The human embodiment of a warm hug. Great—until he starts telling Forrest Gump stories for the 300th time.
- Ryan Reynolds: Perfect for bringing the sarcasm. Just pray he doesn’t bring a bottle of his own gin and start roasting your mom’s green bean casserole.
- Keanu Reeves: The internet’s boyfriend. Honestly, just let him sit quietly and pass the rolls.
- Oprah Winfrey: “You get stuffing! YOU get stuffing! EVERYBODY GETS STUFFING!” Okay, that’d be worth it.
- Chris Pratt: Meh. Pass the salt and let’s move on.
- Reese Witherspoon: Probably brings artisanal cranberry sauce no one asked for.
- Taylor Swift: Only if she writes a breakup song about your turkey.
- Will Smith: Nope. Not inviting drama to my damn dinner table.
Now, tell us: Who’d you invite? Ryan Gosling for eye candy? Martha Stewart for pie tips? Drop your pick in the comments so we can judge you accordingly.
