Scott and Sadie
🔄 Blast from the COVID Past: Replay Special
- We’ve cracked open the vault and dusted off an episode from five years ago.
- Yes, we edited out the old sponsors and music. No, we didn’t edit out the bad opinions.
🐝 Murder Hornets: Remember That Media Fever Dream?
- The press swore giant hornets were coming to kill us all.
- Spoiler: They didn’t. Unlike our faith in humanity, which absolutely did die that year.
🐍 Pet Peeves: Snakes & Murderous Cats
- Sadie says no to snakes. Scott says hell no to house cats if they were tiger-sized.
- Conclusion: Pets should be cute and incapable of premeditated homicide.
🏥 Family Anecdotes: Moms, Shots & Meltdowns
- Scott’s mom at the doctor = sitcom gold.
- Sadie’s kids reacting to shots = award-winning drama.
🍿 Drive-In Theater Nostalgia & Milk Dud Crimes
- We reminisced about drive-in movies because that’s cheaper than actual therapy.
- Someone once committed a Milk Dud atrocity at the drive-in. Details inside, judgment guaranteed.
🦶 Sacrificing Digits: The Great Toe Debate
- Which toe would you give up if you had to?
- Absurd? Yes. Necessary philosophical discourse? Also yes.
🐅 Tiger King Throwback: Exotic Disasters
- Should Joe Exotic be pardoned?
- Should he and Carole Baskin share a cell?
- Should Netflix viewers be held accountable for enabling this madness? Probably.
💞 Relationship Realities: Love, Intimacy & Sarcastic Communication
- Scott and Sadie get real about long-term relationships.
- Translation: How to stay married without needing a restraining order.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ Murder hornets were the least of our problems.
✔ Tiger-sized cats are a hell no.
✔ Drive-ins were simpler times, minus Milk Dud trauma.
✔ Everybody’s got a sacrificial toe. Don’t lie.
✔ Healthy marriages include sarcasm and a secret Netflix password.
🎧 Listen Now!
Tune in for a nostalgic meltdown that’ll make you grateful we all survived 2020—barely—and laugh at the things we thought were big problems. Spoiler: They weren’t.
Topics and (AI Generated) Timestamps – AI Doesn’t Know SQUAT
Introduction to the Episode (00:00:00)
Scott announces the start of the show and hints at upcoming topics.
Replays Announcement (00:00:14)
Sadie discusses the plan to replay old shows due to scheduling conflicts.
Murder Hornets Discussion (00:02:46)
The hosts talk about the media narrative surrounding “murder hornets.”
Fear and Media Narrative (00:04:03)
Scott questions the timing of the murder hornet label and its impact on public fear.
Pet Preferences (00:06:01)
Discussion about personal preferences for pets, particularly snakes and spiders.
Stitches Removal Story (00:10:00)
Sadie shares a humorous story about taking her mother to get stitches removed.
Child’s Medical Experience (00:12:06)
Scott recalls a traumatic experience with his son’s medical procedure.
Kids and Shots (00:13:49)
Sadie expresses frustration with her kids’ reactions to getting shots.
Finger Sacrifice Discussion (00:14:04)
Exploration of which finger or toe to sacrifice for devotion.
Pinky Toe Dilemma (00:15:11)
Debate on the significance of losing a pinky toe versus a finger.
Mobster Walking (00:15:40)
Discussion on how losing a toe affects balance and mobster image.
Pardon Discussion (00:17:10)
Talk about who might deserve a pardon, referencing Joe Exotic.
Tiger King Commentary (00:17:25)
Discussion on Joe Exotic seeking a pardon and societal implications.
Old Show Flashback (00:19:14)
Reflection on a previous episode discussing relationships and intimacy.
Sexual Explicitness (00:20:00)
Conversation about sexual experiences and expectations in relationships.
Marriage Dynamics (00:22:15)
Discussion on marriage realities and expectations over time.
Oxytocin and Intimacy (00:25:00)
Explaining the role of oxytocin in happiness and intimacy.
Drive-In Movie Plans (00:26:00)
Plans for a family outing to a drive-in movie and associated challenges.
Milk Duds and Confessions (00:27:56)
Discussion about a disturbing story related to Milk Duds and the reluctance to share it.
Drive-In Theater Plans (00:28:08)
The speakers discuss their interest in visiting a drive-in theater and the movie options available.
Family Movie Night Realities (00:30:01)
Concerns about family dynamics during movie nights and the likelihood of kids getting distracted.
Apology to Ryan (00:32:48)
A heartfelt apology from one speaker to her husband, expressing vulnerability and honesty.
Closing Thoughts on the Episode (00:35:54)
Reflections on the episode’s content and a light-hearted conclusion to the discussion.
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