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Snarkless: Delivery Drivers, Marathon Runners, and Stranded Raccoons

From heroic deliveries to marathon kindness and a daring raccoon rescue—these Snarkless stories are the reminder we all needed today.

Snarkless – Because even we need a break from the madness. Once a day, we swallow our sarcasm (it burns, honestly) and deliver three legitimately good news stories—no cynicism, no side-eye, just pure, unfiltered positivity. It’s weird for us too, but hey, even the apocalypse deserves a little sunshine.

Here are a few more Snarkless stories making the rounds . . .

1.  A DoorDash driver’s car broke down the other day in Deptford, New Jersey, near Philly.  So a cop stepped in and finished their delivery for them.  He said he just knew “nobody wants cold Chick-fil-A.”  Here are photos.

2.  Footage from the Boston Marathon is going viral after a runner stopped right before the finish line to help another runner who fell.

The guy who stopped is a Brazilian runner named Pedro Arieta.  He’d set a goal to finish in 2 hours and 40 minutes, and he would have done it.  He ended up finishing in just over 2 hours and 41 minutes but said he has no regrets.  Here’s the video.

3.  Officials in Huntington, West Virginia rescued a raccoon that got stranded on the side of a building for several days.  They finally went up to get it on Tuesday.

It squirmed away from the guy who caught it and FELL a couple of stories.  But it scurried off, so apparently it’s okay.  A bunch of people were watching from their offices, and said the whole rescue was very dramatic.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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