Scott and Sadie
🙏 Pope Francis: Wait—He’s Still Alive?
- Sadie legit thought Pope Francis was already dead. So that’s how we’re starting.
- The Pope made headlines with some inclusive “all faiths welcome” heaven talk, and Scott’s response? Side-eye with a halo.
- Sadie wonders if the Church is evolving or just desperately trying to juice attendance numbers. Jesus, but make it marketable.
🕊️ Papal Succession: Smoke Signals & Spiritual Auditions
- Sadie is thrilled about a potential Asian pope. Scott wants to know if we’re still doing smoke signals or if there’s a Pope app now.
- White smoke = new pope. Black smoke = back to the drawing board. Scott: “What is this, Hogwarts meets Vatican?”
- Bonus: Scott learns that being pope is not just a vibe—it’s a lifetime gig. Retirement is not part of the benefits package.
🤕 Sadie’s Bad Day: You Ever Just Snap at a Salad?
- Sadie had one of those “I might stab someone with a spork” days and vents about it in glorious detail.
- Scott’s advice? Take a breath, then go yell into a pillow. Or a Pope cutout.
✈️ Cooper’s Lawn Quotes & Big Dreams
- Young Cooper wants to mow lawns and fly planes. Aim high, kid—just not near Scott’s perfectly edged grass.
- They talk quotes, ambition, and how to run a business before puberty hits. Capitalism starts early in this household.
🎧 Behind the Podcast Curtain: It’s Not All Glamorous
- 94% of you listen almost daily, which means Scott and Sadie now feel personally responsible for your sanity. Sorry in advance.
- Scott whines about Streamyard.
- Need a laugh and a behind-the-scenes meltdown? We got you.
⭐ Begging for Reviews: Yes, Again
- If you love the show, leave a five-star review. If you don’t… pretend you do.
- Help us climb the podcast charts, or we’ll be forced to do something drastic—like record sober.
💡 Key Takeaways
✔ Pope Francis is dead. We think.
✔ Smoke signals are still a thing in 2025.
✔ You can’t fire the Pope—but you can roast him.
✔ Lawn quotes and big dreams go hand in hand.
✔ Streamyard is the devil. And not the cool one from The Sandman.*
🎧 Listen Now!
Tune in for papal speculation, daily meltdowns, entrepreneurial toddlers, and enough sarcasm to get us kicked out of several denominations.
(AI Generated) Topics and Timestamps
Introduction to the Show (00:00:01)
The host sets a casual tone for the podcast, inviting listeners to enjoy the show.
Passing of Pope Francis (00:00:10)
Scott announces the news of Pope Francis’s passing and reflects on his health.
Thoughts on Death (00:00:18)
Sadie shares her thoughts on the experience of being on one’s deathbed.
Skepticism About the Pope (00:01:02)
Scott expresses his doubts about Pope Francis and discusses his controversial comments.
Comments on Faith (00:02:06)
Scott questions the implications of the Pope’s statements on faith and heaven.
Jordan Peterson’s Perspective (00:03:32)
Scott discusses Jordan Peterson’s views on living as if the Bible is true.
Favorite Pope Candidates (00:04:32)
Sadie asks about potential candidates for the next pope and suggests an Asian pope.
Pope Selection Process (00:06:40)
Sadie and Scott discuss the theatricality of selecting a new pope and the conclave.
Vow of Chastity Debate (00:08:20)
Scott mentions the ongoing debate about the vow of chastity among priests.
Reflections on the Catholic Church (00:09:26)
Sadie comments on the presence of problematic individuals within the church.
Scott’s Lawn Care Anecdote (00:12:25)
Scott shares a humorous interaction with a young person about lawn care.
Cooper’s Aspirations (00:15:34)
Sadie discusses her son Cooper’s ambitions to become a pilot.
Podcast Journey (00:17:03)
Scott reflects on the podcast’s beginnings and the costs associated with producing it.
Audience Metrics Discussion (00:19:41) Scott shares insights about the podcast’s daily downloads and audience size.
Podcast Production Setup (00:20:51) Scott explains their home studio arrangements and recording process.
Feedback and Engagement Request (00:21:50) Scott encourages listeners to leave reviews and feedback to help grow the podcast.
Social Media Promotion (00:22:46) Scott discusses the importance of sharing the podcast on social media for audience growth.
Listener Connection and Business Opportunities (00:23:45) Scott expresses appreciation for listener feedback and potential business collaborations.
Closing Remarks (00:24:42) Scott wraps up the segment, thanking listeners and teasing the next episode.
Final Words (00:26:02) The host invites listeners to subscribe and stay tuned for more content.
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