Peak Stupid Roundup: Gin, Thongs, and Tariffs

Today is National Gin and Tonic Day.  And if you like listening to the FIZZ of the tonic, it’s also International ASMR Day.

A drunk man wearing a pink wig, fake breasts, and a pink thong was arrested Friday night for causing a disturbance at an Applebee’s in Florida.  (Full Story)

There’s a survey out on who should get some face-time on American currency, and the most popular answers are:  Theodore Roosevelt, Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Harriet Tubman.  (Full Story)

If you like generational squabbles, Gen Z is calling out the things they wish Millennials would stop doing.  Like worshipping their pets, their obsession with the ’90s, and idolizing “Harry Potter”.  (Full Story)

Middle-aged man trading cards are going viral in a rural Japanese town.  (Full Story)

This is pretty creative:  A business owner in Kentucky FLOODED his own restaurant with fresh water . . . to keep dirty floodwaters out.  (Full Story)

Next month, Cinnabon is opening a first-of-its-kind location with its sister brand Carvel that mashes up Cinnabon’s hot cinnamon rolls with Carvel ice creams.  (Full Story)

An expert says that if Apple was forced to make iPhones in America, they’d be much more expensive . . . starting at $3,500 apiece.  (Full Story)

The U.S. is apparently imposing a 104% tariff on Chinese imports.  (Full Story)