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Florida Man Arrested Over Kids’ Lemonade Stand Refill Meltdown

A Florida man was arrested after demanding a free lemonade refill from a kids’ stand. Seriously.

It’s one thing to expect a free refill after buying an overpriced fountain drink at a big corporate establishment . . . but THIS is a little extreme.

A 45-year-old man in Florida named Steven Cusumano stopped at a kids’ lemonade stand on Tuesday.  He bought one glass of lemonade . . . downed it . . . and then got mad when he wasn’t allowed to refill his cup.

There was an adult woman at the stand with several kids, and Steven confronted her and “grabbed her by the wrist aggressively.”  He was “standing in a fighting stance” . . . and threatened to “beat her up.”

He eventually walked away, and the woman called the cops.  They tracked Steven down and arrested him.  He confirmed the woman’s story, but said he grabbed her because she was “talking [crap] to him.”

Steven was charged with felony battery.  There’s no word how old the female victim was . . . or how many children witnessed the situation.

(The Smoking Gun

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