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The Worst Public Bathroom Options Ranked

Port-a-potties top the list of worst restroom options, with 59% of Americans ranking them as the absolute worst.

A poll on bathroom emergencies looked at the worst possible restroom options.  Can you guess the #1 place we don’t want to go #2?

PORT-A-POTTIES were voted the worst restroom option.  59% of Americans ranked them at the top.

The rest of the worst five are:  Gas station bathrooms . . . toilets at public parks . . . restrooms at crowded concerts . . . and toilets on buses and trains.  Airplane bathrooms just missed the top five in sixth place.

Here are a few more stats from the survey . . .

1.  The top three things that gross us out in public bathrooms are:  People not flushing . . . when they miss the toilet completely . . . and wet or messy floors.

2.  Two-thirds of Americans would rather go to the bathroom OUTSIDE than in a gross public bathroom.  And plenty of us have done it . . .

76% have gone in the woods . . . half have peed on the side of the road . . . 42% have gone behind a car . . . and 36% have peed in a body of water before.

3.  73% of us have used a toilet for “customers only” without buying anything.

4.  40% have peed in a bottle when a bathroom wasn’t available.

5.  Have you ever decided to hold it until you find a better option?  Our top five reasons for doing it are a lack of cleanliness . . . bad smells . . . no toilet paper or soap . . . a fear of germs . . . and a lack of privacy.

6.  35% of us regularly hold it in until we can find a good bathroom option.  The average amount of time we’ll hold it for is 1 hour and 23 minutes.

7.  Last stat:  7% of Americans . . . or 1 in 14 people . . . admit they’ve held it too long before and SOILED THEMSELVES.

(QS Supplies)

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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