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Snarkless: Tiny Goats, Tired Bears, and Pleasant Commutes

A sleepy bear bracket, a record-breaking tiny goat, and Philly’s most joyful train driver—today’s Snarkless hits different. 🐻🐐🚋

Snarkless – Because even we need a break from the madness. Once a day, we swallow our sarcasm (it burns, honestly) and deliver three legitimately good news stories—no cynicism, no side-eye, just pure, unfiltered positivity. It’s weird for us too, but hey, even the apocalypse deserves a little sunshine.

Here are a few more Snarkless stories making the rounds . . .

1.  An animal charity called Four Paws is running its own March Madness bracket called March Napness . . . a contest to find the “sleepiest bear.”  They’re tracking two dozen of them at different animal sanctuaries to see when they emerge from hibernation.  The last bear to wake up wins the title.

2.  Guinness shared a video of the world’s shortest goat.  Her name is Karumbi, and she lives in India.  She’s a full-grown pygmy goat, standing in at 1 foot 3 inches tall.  Her owner applied for the record in January, and now it’s official.  As far as short goats are concerned . . . she’s the “G.O.A.T.”  Here’s the video.

3.  A local news station in Philly did a feature on a metro driver named Tracy Holmes-Williams, because she’s got a great attitude and people love her.

Her philosophy is spread joy and make everyone feel good, because you never know what they’re going through.  They call her train car “Tracy’s Trolley.”  She’s been at it 26 years.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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