The Top Questions Kids Are Googling About Adults

Google shared a bunch of stats on the top things Americans have been googling about “adults.”  So, likely the top questions KIDS are asking about us.  And some of them are pretty funny.

Here are the top five questions that start with “Why are adults so [blank]?”

1.  “Why are adults so mean?”  (Because you’re being a brat.)

2.  “Why are adults so obsessed with Disney?”  (Because we wish we were still kids.  It’s easier.)

3.  “Why are adults so stupid?”  (We drink a lot.)

4.  “Why are adults so tired?”  (We’re probably hung over.)

5.  “Why are adults so condescending to kids?”  (Because you’re 14 and don’t know what you’re talking about.)

This next set is fun too.  Here are the top questions that start with “Why are adults ALWAYS [blank]?”

1.  “Why are adults always so happy?”  (???)  (We’re faking it.)

2.  “Why are adults always late to trends?”  (We’re old and don’t care.)

3.  “Why are adults always tired?”  (We’re old . . . and still hung over.)

4.  “Why are adults always busy?”  (Because we’re still paying off your PS5.)

5.  “Why are adults always so unreasonable?”  (Because you also want an Xbox.)

(Google Trends)