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Snarkless: Tortoise Returns, Alzheimer’s Hero Walks U.S.

A lost tornado tortoise returns, an 80-year-old with Alzheimer’s walks across America, and a Philly cop saves a kid on a roof. Heroes, all.

Snarkless – Because even we need a break from the madness. Once a day, we swallow our sarcasm (it burns, honestly) and deliver three legitimately good news stories—no cynicism, no side-eye, just pure, unfiltered positivity. It’s weird for us too, but hey, even the apocalypse deserves a little sunshine.

Here are a few more Snarkless stories making the rounds . . .

1.  A pet tortoise that went missing in a tornado is now back home safe and sound.  His name is Myrtle.  He disappeared during a storm in Mississippi on March 15th, and his owners didn’t know where he went.  A neighbor finally found him more than two weeks later.  He was injured, but he’ll be okay.

2.  An 80-year-old woman with Alzheimer’s is walking across the U.S. to raise awareness for how much of a difference lifestyle changes can make. 

Her name is Judy Benjamin.  She’s got lots of people helping her, and she’s confident she can make the trip.

She was diagnosed 13 years ago but says she’s doing better at 80 than she was at 67.  She credits diet and exercise for the transformation.  You can track her progress at JudyWalks.com.

3.  This happened in December, but the chest-cam footage just hit:  A cop in Philadelphia named Eric Robbins climbed out onto a roof to save a five-year-old boy who was standing on the edge of it.

It’s not clear how the kid got out there, but they were 20 to 30 feet up.  Eric says it was tough because he’s afraid of heights.  But he knew he had to act fast, so he just did what he had to do.

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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