Scott and SadieA company is selling a stuffed animal called Dino, which will SNITCH on all the things your kid tells it in confidence. It has a built-in A.I. chatbot that records your kid’s every word. (Full Story) The company says your kids will love Dino because it can have conversations with them. ON THE RECORD.
A 40-year-old man named Speedy Gonzalez was arrested after stealing from several Walmart locations. (Full Story)
A 19-year-old in Iowa was arrested after he stole a street sign and tried to use a fake ID when officers approached him. He was still carrying the street sign at the time, and “smelled strongly of alcohol.” (Full Story)
A Colorado city is planning to limit residents’ pet cats and dogs to FOUR total. You can be grandfathered in if you already have more than that . . . but anyone who exceeds that number in the future will have their pets seized. (Full Story)
Deputies in Nevada seized seven TIGERS from a property this week. The man who had them tried to claim that they were emotional support animals for his post-traumatic stress disorder, which stemmed from ‘Nam. (Full Story)
A Chinese restaurant in the Chicago area will give you free appetizers for life . . . in exchange for you getting a TATTOO of their logo. (Full Story)
Would you drink a “dirty pasta water” martini? (Full Story)
Olive Garden’s seven-year streak of being America’s top casual dining restaurant is OVER. Texas Roadhouse is #1 now. (Full Story)
A family in Iowa had a rare wildlife encounter while driving home from a birthday dinner: An albino deer. (Full Story)
The stock market has taken a brutal hit, so people on X are trying to figure out what to call the next “Great Depression.” The ideas include: “Depression 2: This Time It’s Personal” . . . “The Great Again Depression” . . . and “2 Fast 2 Depression.” (Full Story)
