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Did You Know the Pope Used to Be a Bouncer?

Pope Francis has passed away at 88. From nightclub bouncer to pontiff to baptizer of aliens, he leaves behind a legacy as unique as his papacy.

As everyone knows, Pope Francis died Monday of a stroke and irreversible heart failure, following a long bout of double pneumonia.  He’d actually fallen into a coma before he passed.  He was 88.

The funeral will take place sometime between Friday and Sunday.  Per his wishes, Francis will be buried at the Basilica of St. Mary Major in Rome.

Here’s something you may not have known:  Before he was pope, Francis was a NIGHTCLUB BOUNCER in Buenos Aires, Argentina.  (!!!)

He also once owned a Harley, but it’s not clear if he ever rode it.  It was given to him by the company in 2013, and he auctioned it off the following year.

Pope Francis also vowed he would baptize ALIENS . . . like, the outer space kind . . . if they came here and asked for it. 

Quote, “When the Lord shows us the way, who are we to say, ‘No, Lord, it is not prudent!  No, let’s do it this way.’  Who are we to close doors?”

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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