Scott and SadieDo you remember PASSING GAS in fifth grade?
I ask because THAT is when we could’ve learned this lesson: There are things that many girls think is mortifying . . . but most boys don’t care about. Or just LAUGH OFF.
There’s a list online of things that women find embarrassing, but men don’t actually care about. Here are a few good ones:
1. People seeing your house not being perfectly cleaned.
2. Sneezing naturally . . . “Several ladies I know hold their sneezes in.”
3. Farts and burps.
4. Their driver’s license photo.
5. Re-wearing the same outfit.
6. (Or) being at a party and wearing the same outfit as someone else.
7. (Or) anything fashion-related.
8. An acne flare-up . . . a bad one, or just one raging pimple.
9. Scars . . . stretch marks . . . or cellulite.
10. Their “tummy pouches” . . . or bellies, in general.
11. Eating a lot, and “finishing your plate.” Also: Eating in front of people, in certain cases.
12. Body hair.
13. Going to celebrations without gifts for the hosts. (Maybe men should put more thought into social gestures like this.)
14. “Audible toilet blasts.”
15. Small boobs . . . “asymmetrical” boobs . . . sagging breasts. Yeah, some guys DO care about these things. But from all the positive entries added to this list, it seems like TOOLS like that are in the minority.
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