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Spring Break Brawl Turns Cannibalistic: Florida Teen Bites Off Man’s Ear

Spring Break got feral in Florida when a beach fight ended with an ear getting bitten off. Somebody skipped sunscreen and self-control.

Have you heard?  It’s Spring Break.  If you didn’t, maybe somebody bit off your ear. 

Police in Fort Myers, Florida were alerted to a spring break BEACH BRAWL on Monday.  And when they showed up, it was gnarly.

The cops have video that allegedly shows an 18-year-old named Jack Turner pummeling another guy.  And then at one point, Jack pulls the other guy’s head toward his face and BITES OFF HIS EAR.

The victim’s friend says Jack started the fight by calling the victim a racial slur, and jumping him from behind.  It’s unclear how the victim is doing, or the status of his ear.  We also don’t know what provoked the attack.

Jack was arrested at the scene on a felony battery charge.  He was freed after posting $50,000 bond.  He doesn’t have a job, so his parents covered that. 

(The Smoking Gun

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