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Peak Stupid Roundup: Whiskey, Viagra, and Aliens?

Whiskey, Viagra, and alien invasions—today’s Peak Stupid Roundup is wild. Plus, free tater tots, a monster under the bed, and a Pizza Hut comeback!

If you celebrate one, you might need to celebrate the other:  It’s International Whiskey Day . . . and also National Viagra Day.

A study found the best states for surviving an alien invasion are Virginia, Alabama, and Massachusetts . . . and Nevada is screwed.  (???)  (Full Story)  study last week found California is where you’re most likely to be abducted.

Mega Millions prizes are getting bigger.  Jackpots will now start at $50 million instead of $20 million, and non-jackpot prizes are going up too.  (Full Story)

BuzzFeed has a fun list of 19 everyday things that feel like scams.  They include processing fees, dental insurance, and bottled water.  (Full Story)

Dollar Tree is selling Family Dollar for $1 billion.  They bought the brand 10 years ago for $9 billion.  (Full Story)

Ore-Ida is giving away free tater tots for the Sweet 16, because the great-grandson of the guy who invented them is in it.  Richie Saunders plays for BYU.  His great-granddad launched Ore-Ida in 1952, and came up with tots a year later.  He wanted a way to use leftover pieces from their French fries.  (Full Story)

Pizza Hut is bringing back its Cheesy Bites Pizza for the first time in six years.  Instead of crust, it’s surrounded by 28 mozzarella bites.  (Full Story)

A kid in Kansas said there was a monster under the bed.  So their babysitter checked just to calm them down . . . and found a GUY under there.  He ran off and everyone’s okay.  Cops have identified and arrested him.  (Full Story)

Two drunk British soldiers got community service for ripping the face off a Paddington Bear statue.  (Full Story)

A transatlantic flight out of Paris had to turn around after someone’s seat swallowed their phone, and they couldn’t find it.  Crewmembers were worried the battery could explode.  (Full Story)

(Careful!)  Exposed butt cracks are the hot new thing in fashion.  (Full Story)

A study found open relationships can be just as happy and satisfying as monogamous ones.  (Full Story)

Scott and Sadie

Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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