Peak Stupid Roundup: Waffle Day, Bigfoot, and Edibles

Here’s your excuse to skip a healthy breakfast:  Happy International Waffle Day!

Did the National Weather Service catch BIGFOOT on camera?  A photo they posted of storm damage in Pennsylvania shows a dark figure in the woods.  It might be Bigfoot . . . or it might be a dumb lawn ornament.  (Full Story)

23andMe filed for bankruptcy.  They claim your data will be fine.  (Full Story)

A study found we’re already getting addicted to ChatGPT.  (Full Story)

Google looked at the top “spring break” searches, and six states are trying not to travel.  Wyoming, Texas, Iowa, Missouri, South Carolina, and Vermont have all been searching for “spring break at home” ideas.  (Full Story)

Are gym rats wasting their money?  A study found creatine doesn’t actually help build muscle.  (Full Story)

Speaking of gym rats:  A guy in Russia went into kidney failure after doing 2,000 squats to win a bet with a friend.  (Full Story)

Don’t send this to grandma by mistake:  Edible Arrangements’ parent company is now selling ACTUAL edibles through the site Edibles.com.  (Full Story)

In ice cream news:  Dairy Queen is selling Blizzards for 85 cents through April 6th.  And the guy who invented the Cronut has a new take on the ice cream cone.  It’s called the Dipped Whisk.  (Full Story)

The editor-in-chief of “The Atlantic”claims White House staff added him to a group text that revealed top-secret details about airstrikes in Yemen.  (Full Story)

A rare Apple-1 computer sold at auction for $375,000.  They only sold a handful of them in 1976 and ’77.  Each one came with an 8-bit motherboard, and the outside was made of wood.  (Full Story)

A 76-year-old woman in Palm Beach, Florida hit a cyclist, then continued on to get to her golf lesson.  (Full Story)

A woman in Canada was saving a parking spot when someone else showed up and wanted it.  They argued, but she wouldn’t move . . . so they ran her over.  The driver is facing assault charges.  (Full Story)

A sixth-grade teacher in Phoenix got arrested for exposing himself in class while peeing into a can.  (Full Story)

WalletHub released its annual list of the most stressed-out states.  New Mexico is the most stressed.  Nebraska is the most chill.  (Full Story)