Peak Stupid Roundup: Cocktails, Cheesesteaks, and Plutonium

It’s National Cocktail Day!  And don’t drink on an empty stomach.  It’s also National Cheesesteak Day.

The “Chubby Filter” that was all over TikTok last week has already been yanked.  (Full Story)

DoorDash is launching a “buy now, pay later” option.  Experts say it might not be a great sign for the economy.  (Full Story)

A fire broke out at Disney’s Epcot on Saturday, but no one was hurt.  Officials say the fire started backstage near the France Pavilion.  (Full Story)

Saturn’s rings disappeared this weekend, but they’ll be back.  We’re just looking at the edge of the rings right now, so they’re too thin to see.  (Full Story)

A group of researchers claim they’ve found a massive city and huge vertical shafts buried under the Pyramids in Egypt.  Experts are VERY skeptical about it.  (Full Story)

Trader Joe’s is restocking its mini canvas totes that sold out after people went nuts for them last year.  (Full Story)

Kayak say virtual vacations will be a big thing by 2030.  They also think wellness trips will get trendy, and they coined the term “Vitamin T.”  The “T” stands for travel.  (Full Story)

A new relationship poll claims Millennials care more about good bedroom chemistry than having similar hobbies, lifestyles, or political views.  (Full Story)

A 24-year-old guy in Australia got arrested for buying a small amount of PLUTONIUM online.  His lawyer says he’s just a “science nerd” with a weird hobby.  He wanted to collect all the elements on the periodic table.  (Full Story)

Two guys in Canada got caught with drugs after driving around with a fake license plate made of carboard.  (Full Story)

Some moron is selling Garfield-themed t-shirts on Etsy that make light of 9/11.  (!!!)  It’s Garfield, but he’s shaped like an airplane.  And he’s flying into two pans of lasagna standing on edge, so they look like the Twin Towers.  The caption says, “I’ll take 911 Orders of Lasagna.”  (???)  (Full Story)