Scott and SadieA 35-year-old naked man in New Hampshire was arrested on Sunday, after he had QUITE the afternoon.
The man allegedly stole a car . . . and then caused an accident on the highway.
He sustained minor injuries, but was otherwise okay. Physically. His MENTAL state is a little more ambiguous.
After the crash, the man took off all his clothes . . . abandoned them on the shoulder of the highway . . . walked across the highway . . . and left the scene of the accident. Multiple drivers called the cops after dodging him.
The police found the man wandering down the highway . . . and they were fairly sure it was him, because he was still completely naked.
They identified the man as Shawn Weiner. Yeah, so this guy’s naked, and his name is Weiner. (That’s the part of the story any 13-year-old will love. And this happened in the city of Dover, so he was halfway to another joke.)
Weiner was charged with indecent exposure and lewdness, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct, and littering. (For the clothes, I guess.)
That’s just for the aftermath. There will be separate charges for the theft and the crash . . . both of which are still under investigation.
Here’s his mugshot. And yeah, he’s clothed.
