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Florida Woman Robs Dairy Queen for $1.50 and a Lifetime of Regret

A Florida woman robbed a Dairy Queen at gunpoint—for a grand total of $1.50. That’s not even enough for a Blizzard… unless it’s on sale.

At least this lady has a fun answer when people ask, “What are you in for?”

A woman in Florida is facing charges for robbing a Dairy Queen at gunpoint . . . and only stealing a BUCK-FIFTY.

44-year-old Allison Fetting allegedly flashed a gun at a Dairy Queen near Fort Lauderdale, and told the cashier to give her all the money in the register.  But she didn’t get it, so she grabbed what she could from their TIP JAR . . . $1.50.

It happened way back in February of 2024, and they arrested her the next day.  But they just charged her on Friday, so that’s why we’re hearing about it now.

She was already in jail for several other armed robberies, and for drugs.  She was set to be arraigned for the buck-fifty theft sometime today. 

(WPLG)

Here’s her mugshot.  The “New York Post” made fun of her and said $1.50 isn’t even enough to buy a Blizzard.  But Dairy Queen is selling them for 85 cents through April 6th.  So . . . who’s the dummy now, “New York Post”?

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