Scott and SadieJust a reminder: Thieves don’t just steal cash and expensive jewelry, they also steal EXPERIENCES.
A 39-year-old man in Florida named John Elberson was arrested after stealing LAP DANCES from an establishment called “Reign Ladies’ & Gentlemen’s Club” early Tuesday morning.
Police say John seemed to enjoy SEVERAL lap dances . . . but when he was presented with the tab, he said he didn’t have the money to pay for them.
It sounds like John was drunk . . . and he owed the place $160.
John was charged with misdemeanor theft. He spent 12 hours in jail, and was released pending a court date.
