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Tooth Fairy Payouts Dropped 14% to Just $5.01

Kids, adjust your expectations—Tooth Fairy payouts have dropped 14% in the past year. The average tooth is now worth just $5.01. Guess even magical fairies can’t outrun inflation!

Hey, at least one thing is getting cheaper . . .

Friday is National Tooth Fairy Day.  And Dental Dental’s annual poll for it found the average payout per tooth FELL 14% since last year.

The average tooth is now worth $5.01, down from $5.84 a year ago.  Sorry kids . . . times are tough.  A first tooth is worth a little more, $6.24.  But even that dropped 12% from $7.09.

Kids in the South get paid the most, $5.71 . . . followed by kids out West, $5.69 . . . the Northeast, $4.59 . . . and the Midwest, just $3.46 per tooth.

It’s the second year in a row payouts have fallen.  The overall average hit an all-time high of $6.23 a tooth back in 2023.

The Tooth Fairy has still outpaced inflation though.  When the poll launched in 1998, the average was $1.30 per tooth.  That’s like $2.55 today. 

(Delta Dental)

There are two National Tooth Fairy Days each year . . . February 28th and August 22nd . . . to remind people to get their teeth cleaned every six months.  But this is the one Delta Dental does the poll for.

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