Dumped Before Valentine’s Day? The Memphis Zoo Will Name an Elephant Turd After Your Ex

Got dumped before Valentine’s Day?  Here’s the perfect gift . . .

The Memphis Zoo is running a new Valentine’s Day fundraiser.  For $10, they’ll name an ELEPHANT TURD after your ex.

They went with the tagline, “Name a Turd After a Turd.”  All the proceeds will go to help care for the zoo’s 3,500 animals.

It’s not just for exes.  They say it’s also a great gift for “your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, [or] that coworker who still gives you nightmares.”

For 10 bucks, you get a digital card and a sharable video of elephant poop hitting a pile of more elephant poop.

There’s also an option to send a sweet video of a red panda eating a grape . . . but no one’s doing that.  Go to MemphisZoo.org/Dating-or-Dumping.  The deadline is next Wednesday. 

(UPI)