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DiGiorno’s New Ranch Pizzas: Are You Ready for This?

Ranch is America’s favorite pizza dip, so DiGiorno and Hidden Valley teamed up for ranch-flavored frozen pizzas. Would you eat a whole one?

A recent report said that America’s current favorite pizza-dipping sauce is RANCH . . . more than garlic, marinara, cheese, and Buffalo sauces.  So this is definitely “reading the room” . . .

DiGiorno and Hidden Valley Ranch are partnering up on two new tangy, cheesy frozen pies.  There’s a DiGiorno “Spicy Rancheroni Thin Crust Pizza” as well as a “Chicken Bacon Ranch Stuffed Crust Pizza.”

Both ranch pizzas will be popping up at stores sometime this spring.

So here’s a question:  If you bought one of these, could you scarf the WHOLE THING down in one sitting?

A new poll asked people, “When you’re eating a pizza, how many slices do you usually eat?”  34% of people said they could eat “five or more pieces.”

25% said three pieces . . . 19% said four pieces . . . 18% said two . . . and only 2% of people said they could eat one, and stop there.

(t was just a casual poll.  So they didn’t specify how big the pieces were or what kind of pizza it is, which WOULD make a big difference.

(People / PR Newswire)

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