A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store

If you needed another reason NOT to buy quinoa . . .

A 23-year-old woman in New Hampshire named Kelli Tedford was arrested . . . after she PEED on QUINOA at a grocery store called the Monadnock Food Co-op earlier this month.  And it was VERY intentional.

She reportedly soiled multiple products, including “raw walnuts . . . organic coconut shreds . . . organic polenta . . . cornmeal . . . and three types of quinoa:  Red quinoa, white quinoa, and tri-color quinoa.”  (Who knew there were different colors?!)

Kelli recorded herself doing it . . . then put the items back on the shelf . . . and posted the footage on an OnlyFans page.  She charged $6 a month for access.

She did this many times, not just at this store, but at other places in the area.  Police say she’s been posting “similar” videos since at least 2021.

The co-op lost $1,500 in merchandise and cleaning costs . . . and there are probably additional damages at other places.  (They haven’t said where.)

Kelli was charged with criminal mischief, a felony, and could face additional charges.  The investigation is ongoing.

Some reports say she was an employee at the co-op . . . but the store issued a statement, and they said she was NOT affiliated with the market.  Another report said that she worked at a plumbing supply company.

In any event, she wasn’t getting rich off these quinoa videos.

(Daily Mail / ABC News / USA Today)