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3% of People Brush Their Teeth While Sitting on the Toilet

Most people brush their teeth at the sink, like civilized humans. But some folks are walking around the house—or worse. Where do you brush?

By now, we’ve all figured out that EVERYONE has a “unique” way of doing SOMETHING . . . whether they realize it or not.  But how many ways are there to brush your teeth?

A random poll asked people “Where do you brush your teeth?”

Not surprisingly, 71% of people say they stand at the sink in front of a mirror.  That’s the CORRECT answer, by the way.

20% of people say they “walk around the house.”  Walking around the bathroom is potentially messy enough . . . but around the WHOLE house?

3% of people say they “sit somewhere.”

And an additional 3% say they “sit on the toilet.”  (???)

Brushing IN THE SHOWER wasn’t an option.  It’s not everyone’s cup of tea . . . but if you’re looking to multitask, it definitely beats brushing while on the toilet.  And it’s a lot less messy than trying to brush while “walking around.”

(r/Polls)

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Meet Scott and Sadie: the anti-heroes of morning radio turned podcast renegades. Scott’s 40 years in broadcasting have left him fluent in snark, while Sadie’s nepotistic origins (thanks, Mom!) brought the unfiltered charm that made them a Northern Colorado favorite. After corporate radio ghosted them harder than a bad Tinder date, the duo ditched FCC babysitters and went full rogue. Now, they’re back with a podcast that’s equal parts wit, sarcasm, and a big middle finger to mediocrity. Loyal fans, curious newcomers, or algorithm strays—welcome to the chaos.

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