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A Whale Fart Almost Started World War Three

The British Navy thought their sensors recently heard underwater Russian drones dropping devices to track the U.K.’s nuclear subs. But now they think the sounds they heard were just a gassy whale.

The world is bonkers, so this would be a fitting way for it to end.

According to a report out of the U.K., a mix-up involving British NUCLEAR SUBS almost kicked off an international incident with Russia recently.

The U.K. Navy was scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater and thought they heard Russian drone subs.  The same sound was heard at least twice, so they were freaking out.

They thought Russia was dropping listening devices on the ocean floor to track Britain’s nuclear subs.  But after analyzing the sounds, they now think it might have been something else.

They say it may have just been WHALE FARTS.  (!!!)

They’ve been mistaken for enemy subs before.  A source in the military said they’re still studying the data and “taking it very seriously.”  But they currently think it was just a gassy whale, nothing else. 

(The Sun / Daily Mail)

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